[lee martell]

Next up, The Talking Bra.

[Sgt_Schultze]

So does it hook in the front or the back?

[dalereed]

Anyone that stupid needs to croak!

[NautiNurse]

The practical question: Machine washable or dry clean only?

[alexander_busek]

Am still waiting for the "smart jockstrap."

Regards,

[dayglored]

I initially read that headline as “... To Reduce Emotional OverHEATing”

LOL... Leave it to Microsoft to put smart tech in a bra, and claim it has nothing to do with boobies. Right, guys.

[Gaffer]

You gotta love a company with a couple of dimwitted liberals at the helm. They took the watchword INNOVATE and passed it among all the company’s free-thinkers, human factors, and marketing team and they came up with this.

I’d bet a dollar, one of the geeks had one beer to many and he saw a real pair and thought “Boobies!” Hence the bra dealy.

You’d think after Windows 8, they’d at least have some humility and get back to writing software that asks you a million times “are you sure you want to do that?” every time you push a button or click a mouse.

[Right Wing Assault]

What does it do, gently massage the contents and play around with them and make the owner forget about food?

[AHerald]

Xbra.

[tbw2]

There could very easily be a public health grant in this. You get to work with boobs and get money from the state for fighting obesity.

[bmwcyle]

Does it report direct to the NSA?

[RegulatorCountry]

Who is the marketing genius that signed off on this, lol? Sounds highly sexist. Probably not much fun developing a moob version, but the PC harridans are going to shred them if there isn’t one.

[Rebelbase]

How to put on a bra: http://zanylol.com/puton_bra.html

[tomkat]

             

[Delta 21]

But what if it is really cold out?