said the POS that doesn't believe in God...
Posted on 12/07/2013 7:02:01 PM PST by Kaslin
Ed Schultz thinks with his colon and talks out of his anus.
As usual.
he is the reincarnation of Ernst Rohm
And the Lord said “Go out and institute huge bureaucracies. The government tax man shall take gold from some and give to others at the point of a sword. The bureaucrat will take his generous cut and redistribute the gold to buy the most votes of the free sh*t army. This is the word of the Lord.”
Well, of course he does. When he's not out playing golf he's out telling everyone in the country how great the ACA is.
God loves something that gets people killed?
said the POS that doesn't believe in God...
Yea I saw this.
This guy is a smug D-bag that probably needs an armed guard to walk him to his car at night.
What I don’t get is do these MSNBC tools realllly believe what they are yapping or do they just sell their souls for a paycheck?
Atheists seem to always know so much about God.
I don’t think it was God he was talking to.
Ah, God loves the biggest monkey wrench ever to be thrown into a successful system?
Wonder if what he calls God, smells like sulphur.
That’s s good one.
MSNBC is The Onion.
This has to actually be creative people seeing what they can possibly get away with.
Heh, heh, heh, heh!
Probably some superficial look at the bible, but even that is better than no look at the bible, because then there is something to be discussed, at least. It’s an opening however narrow. It’s better to make a mistake about God than to not care about God at all.
Since those whacked out liberals worship Satan/Beelzebub/Lucifer, et. al., I suppose the pile of putrid monkeyspunk is “correct”: their “god” does approve of 0bamascare.
Ed was obviously referring to God out of sarcasm in this case. And the sarcastic god he pretends to channel happens to think exactly as he does.
The boy is an idiot. He’s also represents Comcast & GE.
His ex wife was lucky to get away from this looney tune when she did..I wonder if obamacare covers the constant beatings he gave her
I doubt if God loves Obamacare. Read this great analogy that I got in an email and pass it on......to viral.
Obama Flowers - Have you ordered yours yet?
(Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers, My name is Trina. How can I help you?
(Customer) Hello, I received an email from Professional Flowers stating that my flower order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your website, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.
(Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the website. It should be fixed by the end of November – or maybe December. But I can help you.
(Customer) Thanks, I ordered a “Spring Bouquet” for our anniversary, and wanted it delivered to my wife.
(Receptionist Interrupting) Sir, “Spring Bouquets” do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with Red Roses.
(Customer) But I have always ordered “Spring Bouquets”, done it for years, my wife likes them.
(Receptionist) Roses are better, sir. I am sure your wife will love them.
(Customer) Well, how much are they?
(Receptionist) It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package.
(Customer) What’s the difference?
(Receptionist) 6, 12,18 or 24 Red Roses.
(Customer) The Silver package may be okay, how much is it?
(Receptionist) It depends sir, what is you monthly income?
(Customer) What does that have to do with anything?
(Receptionist) I need that to determine your government flower subsidy, then I can determine how much your out of pocket cost will be. But if your income is below our minimums for a subsidy, then I can refer you to our FlowerAid department.
(Customer) FlowerAid?
(Receptionist) Yes, Flowers are a Right, everyone has a right to flowers. So, if you can’t afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.
(Customer) Who said they were a Right?
(Receptionist) Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it Constitutional.
(Customer) Whoa.....I don’t remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding Flowers as a Right.
(Receptionist) It is not really a Right in the Constitution, but ObamaFlowers is Constitutional because the Supreme Court Ruled it a “Tax”. Taxes are Constitutional. But we feel it is a Right.
(Customer) I don’t believe this...
(Receptionist) It’s the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir?
(Customer) Forget it, I think I will forgo the flowers this year.
(Receptionist) In that case sir, I will still need your monthly income.
(Customer) Why?
(Receptionist) To determine what your ‘non-participation’ cost would be.
(Customer) WHAT? Your can’t charge me for NOT buying flowers!
(Receptionist) It’s the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It’s $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income.....
(Customer)interrupting) This is ridiculous, I’ll pay the $9.50..
(Receptionist) Sir, it is the $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.
(Customer) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a ripoff!!
(Receptionist) Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.
(Customer) Look, I’m going to call my Congressman to find out what’s going on here. This is ridiculous. I’m not going to pay it.
(Receptionist) Sorry to hear that sir, that’s why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone your are using.
(Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING?
(Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates sir
(Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door)
(Receptionist) That would be the IRS sir. Thanks for calling ObamaFlowers, have a nice day...and God Bless America.
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