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TSA agent confiscates sock monkey's toy pistol
KING 5 News ^ | December 8, 2013 | SUSAN WYATT

Posted on 12/09/2013 9:21:24 AM PST by moonshinner_09

"Rooster Monkburn" the cowboy sock monkey is without his pistol, thanks to a diligent TSA agent in St. Louis.

Phyllis May of Redmond, Wash. says she is “appalled and shocked and embarrassed all at the same time” about the incident that happened on Wednesday.

May has a small business selling unique sock monkey dolls. She says she and her husband were on their way from St. Louis to Sea-Tac and she had a couple of monkeys and sewing supplies with her in a carry-on bag.

“His pistol was in there,” she says of the sock monkey “Rooster Monkburn,” a take-off on John Wayne character “Rooster Cogburn” from the film “True Grit.”

May and her husband were going through the screening process when she noticed that one of her bags was missing.

“And the (TSA agent) held it up and said ‘whose is this?’” she said. “I realized oh, my God this is my bag.”

May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.“She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

“She said ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” said May.

The TSA agent told May she would have to confiscate the tiny gun and was supposed to call the police. “I said well go ahead,” said May. “And I said really? You’re kidding me right, and she said no it looks like a gun.” “She took my monkey’s gun,” said May, who has retained her sense of humor.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; News/Current Events; US: Missouri
KEYWORDS: 2dumb4words; banglist; buttmonkeys; mo; tsa; tsacheckpoint; tubstackers
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Good grief, America is now safer than ever !!These guys need some serious training..
1 posted on 12/09/2013 9:21:24 AM PST by moonshinner_09
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To: moonshinner_09

Oh, good grief...................

2 posted on 12/09/2013 9:22:37 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: moonshinner_09

Good think they didn’t take/find my pen gun. (humor, sarc)


3 posted on 12/09/2013 9:23:28 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: moonshinner_09

Remember what Tom Dashole once said:

You can’t professionalize unless you federalize................


4 posted on 12/09/2013 9:24:28 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: moonshinner_09

Never argue with a Marxist just take action against them.


5 posted on 12/09/2013 9:25:14 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: moonshinner_09

Good thing we have these “professionals” in charge of our security.

Where would we be without them?


6 posted on 12/09/2013 9:26:04 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: moonshinner_09

Reminds me of the book by Lewis Grizzard, “Shoot Low Sheriff, They’re Riding Shetlands”.


7 posted on 12/09/2013 9:26:09 AM PST by Portcall24
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To: moonshinner_09
These guys need some serious training

You can't train stupid.

8 posted on 12/09/2013 9:26:20 AM PST by grobdriver
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To: moonshinner_09

And the media finds it virtually incomprehensible that a TSA agent was shot by a malcontent at LAX.


9 posted on 12/09/2013 9:27:49 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: Red Badger

Zero tolerance relieves people from the burden of thought.


10 posted on 12/09/2013 9:28:59 AM PST by lurk
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To: Red Badger

Is this a picture of the sock monkey or the TSA agent?


11 posted on 12/09/2013 9:29:07 AM PST by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: moonshinner_09

That monkey needs a good spanking.


12 posted on 12/09/2013 9:29:29 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: moonshinner_09
You'd never see the light of day again if you packed a G.I. Joe for your nephew's Christmas.
13 posted on 12/09/2013 9:31:02 AM PST by bgill
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To: Red Badger

I have a grandaughter over and she was watching Tom & Jerry which would be banned by the PC crowd today . I’d bet there were at least 20 “episodes of violence” in that 7 min cartoon. My our society has become oversensitive wienies nowadays.


14 posted on 12/09/2013 9:32:21 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: dblshot

Please don’t insult the sock monkey.............


15 posted on 12/09/2013 9:33:47 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: Red Badger

Although I am not the Sockmonkey whose revolver was confiscated, I find this deeply disturbing. Obviously the TSA has as a job requirement low IQ’s.


16 posted on 12/09/2013 9:34:00 AM PST by sockmonkey (Of Course I didn't read the article. After all, this is FreeRepublic..)
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To: bgill

17 posted on 12/09/2013 9:34:38 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: moonshinner_09

At some point, the job requirements changed from, remove genuine threats to people who are taking the flight to, “Kids! Let’s play a real life 3-D game of find anything that looks like a gn in this picture!”


18 posted on 12/09/2013 9:35:03 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: sockmonkey

From your cold fuzzy hands?..............................


19 posted on 12/09/2013 9:35:41 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: jsanders2001

Our ‘society’ has become Idiocracy.............Life imitates art...............


20 posted on 12/09/2013 9:36:46 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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