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‘You Must Be Sod****ed’
National Review ^
| 12/10/2013
| Jonah Goldberg
Posted on 12/10/2013 9:05:08 AM PST by markomalley
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I censored the title in the hopes that the thread won't be deleted. You can go to the link to see the uncensored version (if you can't figure it out on your own).
To: markomalley
Ahem.
Having spent a lot of time working in Emergency Rooms, I can assure you there are other ways to get things, ummm, up there.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:07:23 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(There are not just two ways to respond to God but three: irreligion, religion, and the gospel. (TK))
To: Gamecock
how many times a year would that happen? I hear it is surprisingly often
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:10:33 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(If you like your constitution, you can keep it. Period.)
To: markomalley
We make martyrs the old fashioned way......................
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:12:10 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: Gamecock
Sound like Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilafs is playing for the other team...
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:12:24 AM PST
by
Rumplemeyer
(The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
To: markomalley
LOL Sounds like some kind of Monty Python skit.
What do you mean I have to take it up the butt?
Yes up the butt.
Surely there must be another way.
This is the best way I assure you. In my day they used a bull.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:13:33 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: markomalley
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:16:12 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
To: Mr. K
Couple or three.
Medium sized ERs.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:16:13 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(There are not just two ways to respond to God but three: irreligion, religion, and the gospel. (TK))
To: markomalley
Well, if this moron is willing to blow his butt to smithereens, what does a little buggery matter?
To: markomalley; SJackson; Nathan
Now, that’s funny...
Jihadi: What if we make the bomb smaller?
Sheikh: What? Thats crazy. Sodomy is the only way.
Jihadi: Couldnt I use replica of a male, well, you know. In private like . . .
Sheikh: Shh! Lets not even discuss it.
Jihadi: What if Im willing to tolerate a lot of discomfort when it comes time for the martyrdom operation? I mean, its my choice. I am blowing myself up after all. Whats a little discomfort?
Sheikh: Youre not hearing me. This is the way it has to be. Dont you want to murder infidels?
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:20:18 AM PST
by
GOPJ
("Remember who the real enemy is... ")
To: markomalley
And this country continues to allow them in?
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:20:35 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
To: markomalley
I’ve long suspected that repressed homosexuality is behind Islamic terrorism. These guys get buggered over and over again as children, and unlike molested young males around the world who grow up to become homosexuals, the Islamists have to repress it.
I would do a “/s,” but I’m not sure it is.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:21:07 AM PST
by
pallis
To: Gamecock
Having spent a lot of time working in Emergency Rooms, I can assure you there are other ways to get things, ummm, up there.I've heard about "the list." One of them had "softball" as an item (this from some friends who did ER work in the past).
To: markomalley
Hurrah for “marriage equality”!
So who’s going to bake them a cake?
To: pallis
Ive long suspected that repressed homosexuality is behind Islamic terrorism. These guys get buggered over and over again as children, and unlike molested young males around the world who grow up to become homosexuals, the Islamists have to repress it. If you have the stomach for it, watch Ann Barnhardt's videos on Islamic sexuality. You're pretty much on the mark.
To: Disambiguator; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:25:39 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(There are not just two ways to respond to God but three: irreligion, religion, and the gospel. (TK))
To: cripplecreek
Grumpy Old Man chimes in, “And we liked it!”
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:25:54 AM PST
by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: markomalley
To: markomalley
Jeff Dunham needs to put this in his next act.
To: Disambiguator
I wonder if they have a designated “pitcher”?
You have all your hopeful designated martyrs lined up in their skivvies and the Imam shouts “bring in Achmed!” That would really be a tough job. But, someone’s gotta do it.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:28:01 AM PST
by
saleman
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