Posted on 12/22/2013 6:19:05 AM PST by DeaconBenjamin
Club them, kill them with music that goes “unce unce unce unce”, then turn them into pie filler.
You’re elfing kidding me!!!
Has anyone heard from the Garden Gnome contingent? They’re usually very anti-elf (some old story about elves stealing gnome kin in the middle of the night), so I would wait until we hear from them.
I really like beautiful women.
Well, ‘elf and safety seems to rule over much that happens in the UK, so they must exist.
A curious & entertaining read about wee folk & the people who believe in them...
The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/celt/ffcc/ffcc002.htm
Red pointy hats=gnomes. :-)
Hawaii has elves, too -menehunies
Every culture has their crazies but their own, unique sub-cultures to contain them.
Me too, but I’ve noticed a discouraging lack of reciprocity.
Heh. Thanks.
(If I got to choose between elves, faeries, & leprechauns and the oddniks we have no other choice but to cope with in present day America, I’d take the wee folk.)
Send me the one on the left, stat. Pretty please. Seriously.
One of my English teachers did a tour of Ireland. They stopped at one town, there was a green in the middle of town with large stones along the edges at regular distances. He asked a local what it was and was told it was a “Fairie fortress.” Its purpose was not to keep fairies out, but to hold them in and protect the town. The locals would not walk through the green. Someone asked him if he walked on the green, he said, he was agnostic about the existence of faries, but did not walk on the green. There was a reason the locals avoided it and he allowed himself to be guided by their experience.
If Christians believe in angels, or demons, I suppose they can believe that there may be other unseen creatures, good or bad, although it may be more a matter of belief than anything else.
ELF; aren’t they the eco-terrorists who blow up or burn things they don’t like, like SUV dealerships?
What difference does it make? We just call our elves, Spotted Owls or Snail Darters.
Combined PING and DANG!
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