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To: DeaconBenjamin
We have ham for Christmas.
Almost was a disaster because the head of the household didn't bother to wash his hands before handling the ham after he was picking at his feet.
So ? I acted quick and put the ham in the oven my self so no one would get sick.
5 posted on 12/25/2013 10:40:28 AM PST by American Constitutionalist
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To: American Constitutionalist
We have ham for Christmas. Almost was a disaster because the head of the household didn't bother to wash his hands before handling the ham after he was picking at his feet.

Quick, call A&E. There's going to be an empty family reality show slot open soon. Merry Xmas!

17 posted on 12/25/2013 10:58:28 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: American Constitutionalist
Almost was a disaster because the head of the household didn't bother to wash his hands before handling the ham after he was picking at his feet.

So next time sterilize the ham as follows....also good for turkeys....


20 posted on 12/25/2013 11:00:34 AM PST by spokeshave (OMG.......Schadenfreude overload is not covered under Obamacare :-()
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To: American Constitutionalist

I take it you’re not a fan of toe jam ham?


31 posted on 12/25/2013 11:21:32 AM PST by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: American Constitutionalist

Gee, that was a gross post.


38 posted on 12/25/2013 11:46:29 AM PST by Bigg Red (Rejoice in the LORD, O you righteous, and give thanks to his holy name!--Ps97)
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To: American Constitutionalist

Because those hundreds of degrees of heat in the oven wouldn’t have killed the germs?


44 posted on 12/25/2013 1:18:53 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: American Constitutionalist

I hope you don’t dine in restaurants.


48 posted on 12/25/2013 3:24:15 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (If you liked the website, you'll LOVE the healthcare!)
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