Skip to comments.10 liberal limericks for 2013
Posted on 12/27/2013 9:00:19 PM PST by jimluke01
In clear violation of op-ed protocol, this week Im suspending prose and having a little good, clean, limericky fun at liberals expense because well, because they just make it so darn easy. (Warning: Some are bad and others worse. Side effects may include groaning, nausea, vomiting and involuntary eye-rolling.)
Here they are in no particular order. Happy New Year, and may God bless you in 2014! (Yes, you too, my liberal friends.)
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A Freeper post siting Obummer
Who thought their own site would be funner
Was sadly mistaken
For soon he was taken
By admins and one Humblegunner
A Libertarian FReeper once got
On a Vanity to legalize pot.
The language grew heated,
Some kittens were needed,
I barely arrived before Zot.
No, No, can't do that one...
There were two young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the story concerning 'em ...
Nope. Not that one either. Let's see ... hmmm ...
Republican RINO McCain
Took positions that were quite insane
His toady, named Lindsey's
Reelection looked flimsy
So he swung to the right once again.
Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth
There was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in a sh*t hole and died
His poor grieving brother
Fell into another
And now they’re interred side by side
A millionaire actor named Phil,
Gave progressives a negative thrill,
Paraphrasing the Bible,
They said it was libel,
And the backlash has made them quite ill.
Libs think cutting the budget is a joke, they're full of Obama's hope. So the economy continues to tank, and we taxpayers are spanked. with 3 more years of this dope.
One for the holidays...
I used to dread Christmas’ Noel
and Thanksgiving dinner as well
‘cause my smug left wing kin
spouted liberal spin
‘til I finally said “Ya’ll go to Hell!”
Possibly my all-time favorite non-fiction author:
Your bailiwick, Truthy ...
A fact that is hardly mysterious.
To see its Native Son
Simply look at The One
Whos reading from TOTUS - there he is...
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