10 liberal limericks for 2013

http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/10-liberal-limericks-for-2013/ ^ | Matt Barber

[jimluke01]

In clear violation of op-ed protocol, this week I’m suspending prose and having a little good, clean, limericky fun at liberals’ expense because – well, because they just make it so darn easy. (Warning: Some are bad and others worse. Side effects may include groaning, nausea, vomiting and involuntary eye-rolling.)

Here they are in no particular order. Happy New Year, and may God bless you in 2014! (Yes, you too, my liberal friends.)

[Charles Henrickson]

There once was a thread about lim'ricks
But to see 'em, you had to do gym tricks
Unless you can post 'em
You might as well toast 'em
'Cause your link will likely get slim clicks

[MV=PY]

A Freeper post siting Obummer
Who thought their own site would be funner
Was sadly mistaken
For soon he was taken
By admins and one Humblegunner

[FredZarguna]

Oh the limerick packs laughs anatomical
In a space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
Are so seldom clean
And the clean ones are so seldom comical.

[FredZarguna]

A Libertarian FReeper once got
On a Vanity to legalize pot.
The language grew heated,
Some kittens were needed,
I barely arrived before Zot.

[FredZarguna]

Oh nymphomaniacal Jill,
Grabbed a dynamite stick for a thrill ...

No, No, can't do that one...

There were two young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the story concerning 'em ...

Nope. Not that one either. Let's see ... hmmm ...

Republican RINO McCain
Took positions that were quite insane
His toady, named Lindsey's
Reelection looked flimsy
So he swung to the right once again.

[MV=PY]

Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth

[MV=PY]

There was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in a sh*t hole and died
His poor grieving brother
Fell into another
And now they’re interred side by side

[FredZarguna]

A lusty young man named Barack
Spent most of his time in the sack
With a dude named Sinclair
But the liberals don't care
Let's face it: they're only a claque.

[FredZarguna]

A millionaire actor named Phil,
Gave progressives a negative thrill,
Paraphrasing the Bible,
They said it was libel,
And the backlash has made them quite ill.

[BobP]

I've rewritten this one a few times since 2009...

Libs think cutting the budget is a joke,
they're full of Obama's hope.
So the economy continues to tank,
and we taxpayers are spanked.
with 3 more years of this dope.

[Berlin_Freeper]

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[Hugin]

One for the holidays...

I used to dread Christmas’ Noel
and Thanksgiving dinner as well
‘cause my smug left wing kin
spouted liberal spin
‘til I finally said “Ya’ll go to Hell!”

[Peet]

Possibly my all-time favorite non-fiction author:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Limerick-G-Legman/dp/0517139111

[mikrofon]

Your bailiwick, Truthy ...

[mikrofon]

Liberalism’s deleterious:
A fact that is hardly mysterious.
To see its “Native Son”
Simply look at The One
Who’s reading from TOTUS - there he is...