WHITE HOUSE RUN WILL KILL HILLARY

National Enquirer ^ | December 2, 2013 | National Enquirer Staff

[PJ-Comix]

HILLARY CLINTON has secretly decided to run for president in 2016, but doctors have warned that pursuing her dream of becoming America’s first female commander in chief could kill her!

In a bombshell world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned Hillary wants to spurn her doctors’ advice and announce her candidacy on June 4, 2014 – the day her late mother would have turned 95.

[tet68]

The scarey thing now is that he actually looks better
than she does...

[GreenHornet]

I know! That was so brave, how she spiraled in through that sniper fire...

I knew that story about snipers was phony even before I saw the video of her casually walking across the tarmac. After all, how could a sniper miss a target that big?

[Polyxene]

“People such as Hillary Clinton seem to have a pessimistic outlook, are pissed off all the time about something, and run for office trying to scare us about this or that. That alone will age a person...”

It’s called DBS - DemocRAT B!tch Syndrome — ever see a good-looking female DemocRAT??

[2ndDivisionVet]

[surrey]

And that’s not saying much. I’ll bet Ole Bill isn’t the horn dog he once was. He’s probably asleep by 8PM. Just breaks my heart to see him so frail....yeah right. Until Obama arrived on the scene there wasn’t another politician I despised as much as Bill. Now I have a very long list and he’s not even at the top.

[BenLurkin]

There will be lots of presidential elections in our future.

You will have a choice of voting for a candidate from The Party of Government (D wing) or a candidate from The Party of Government (R wing).

[Farmer Dean]

I've been saying that for some time.Her history of strokes is mimicking her father's.The next one will be really bad.

[Hot Tabasco]

Does anybody seriously think we will have another presidential election?

I seem to remember you from the '90's.......did you change your screen name Michael Rivero and regain access to FR?

LOL!

[Donnafrflorida]

Didnt she rant abt mccains age?

[Ghost of SVR4]

but doctors have warned that pursuing her dream of becoming America’s first female commander in chief could kill her!

Works for me. Run Hillary! Run!

[dforest]

I didn’t think anything could kill that old bag.

[LibLieSlayer]

The whore of Benghazi!

[Two Kids' Dad]

My dad is 73 and looks a heckova lot healthier than Hillary or Bill or McCain or Dole. Still runs a business and used to jog to the beach to go bodysurfing well into his 60s.

It’s less about the chronological age and more about the hard miles that typically come with being a politician.

[sport]

We can hope.

[TADSLOS]

I don’t know, she did survive that sniper fire. Tough cookie

LOL

[tet68]

Well, we don’t even know how bad her last stroke was.
I would be willing to bet it was worse than just falling
down.

[DaveA37]

We can only hope the headline is correct. She many not even live long enough to make it to the election should some nut case decide he/she doesn’t like Hitlary enough to allow her to become POTUS.

(Not that I wish she gets whacked, just that she doesn’t get elected.)

[ROCKLOBSTER]

more about the hard miles that typically come with being a politician drunk.

[jetson]

Hitllary is getting awfully puffy. A sign her health is going, and probably her mind.

[digger48]

stroke?

Around here, we call her symptoms “falling down drunk”.

Nothing will ever make me believe she is not a barely-functional alcoholic.