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Kraft Announces there is a Velveeta Cheese Shortage
saw it on the world wide web | january 7, 2014 | hondact200

Posted on 01/07/2014 3:38:05 PM PST by hondact200

Kraft announces that you may not double dip this year because Kraft has not been supplying enough Velveeta Cheese throughout all of the USA. There is ample supply in Chicago but on the Coasts there may be a run on it


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cheese; cheeseshortage; foodsupply; kraft; velveeta
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To: trisham; ProudVet77

God Bless, Robert K. Kraft, indeed!

Too bad I was wrong. He does not own Kraft Foods.

My apologies to everyone for accidentally misleading them. My thanks to ProudVet77 for pointing out my error in private.


101 posted on 01/07/2014 5:23:09 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOLOL! That’s funny right there!


102 posted on 01/07/2014 5:25:16 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: hoagy62

Mixed with a can of tomatoes and green chilis it’s a football staple at this house


103 posted on 01/07/2014 5:25:49 PM PST by Mom MD
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To: trisham; MIchaelTArchangel

Bob Kraft (The Kraft Group) has nothing to do with Kraft Foods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kraft_Group


104 posted on 01/07/2014 5:26:59 PM PST by Sparky1776
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To: dennisw
Velveeta is vile and is a processed cheese product. It is not cheese

Have you ever seen cheese being made ?

105 posted on 01/07/2014 5:31:11 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (I forgot what my tagline was supposed to say)
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To: FXRP

velveeta and a good canned chili heated together make a good dip.

may pay for it later....


106 posted on 01/07/2014 5:33:13 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Empireoftheatom48

nuke it till it glows!!! green preferably....


107 posted on 01/07/2014 5:37:02 PM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: driftdiver

Yep. Velveeta, Rotel and some cooked ground breakfast sausage. Tortilla chips. Enjoy!


108 posted on 01/07/2014 5:42:43 PM PST by virgil
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To: hoagy62; Isabel2010
Tell me....was alcohol involved?
*snicker*
Oh! ...this oughta be good, please tell.
it's not like we're gonna hunt you down and
yell, "niener...niener...niener"..*grin*

109 posted on 01/07/2014 5:44:10 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: Secret Agent Man

The only way a person can tolerate velveta in any form is to lack tastebuds.

velveta mixed with ‘whatever’ might make a dip, but it can never, ever, on God’s green earth EVER be accused of being a ‘good’ dip, unless you lack tastebuds. If it disappeared from both coasts AND the middle, we’d all be better off. Perhaps folks would learn to enjoy real food instead of the flavorless, ‘plastic’ fake stuff.

ewwww

It’s amazing how many people don’t know the difference between butter and margarine, either.


110 posted on 01/07/2014 5:47:02 PM PST by PrairieLady2
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To: LegendHasIt
Now let's see. A whole wall of Velveeta at Wally-world, bet they can't move it. So they issue a press release that it is in short supply.

Low-information voters in a complete panic buy it all up as a companion to their Y2K stock of macaroni.

111 posted on 01/07/2014 5:48:38 PM PST by Battle Axe
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To: PrairieLady2

butter, all the way.

i dont eat stuff one molecule-change away from plastic.


112 posted on 01/07/2014 5:51:45 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: PrairieLady2

and actually, i don’t eat it anymore. i did in college. not after that.


113 posted on 01/07/2014 5:53:07 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: hondact200

This stuff went from a 3.99 retail to 5.99 retail virtually over night about 6 months to a year ago.... If there is a shortage it’s intentionally being created. Personally I stopped buying it after it shot up $2 or 50% virtually overnight.


114 posted on 01/07/2014 6:00:50 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: hondact200

Velveeta!
It’s a real treata!
Put it in your pita!
Try a slice with some meata!
It just can’t be beata!


115 posted on 01/07/2014 6:14:40 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: sheana
Ya!
116 posted on 01/07/2014 7:24:25 PM PST by dhs12345
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To: hondact200; a fool in paradise
Mmmmmmmm... (to quote Dustin Hoffman's character from The Graduate)... the plastics!


117 posted on 01/07/2014 7:30:53 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: hondact200

Buy REAL cheese. I hate Velveeta.


118 posted on 01/07/2014 8:01:44 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (2014 the year of dead RINOs)
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To: Battle Axe

I’ve been laughing my way thru this whole thread - love it. When you mentioned y2k, well, some of us NON-low info voters were prepped, too, and I had several big blocks of it. Took me a couple of years to eat it all. Then I never wanted to see it again. (Ran out of macaroni in about a year.) I was reminded of all that when I found a 14 year old gallon glass jar of rice in the top back of my pantry recently. It looks fine to me. If it isn’t I can add it to the kitty litter. Creativity counts.


119 posted on 01/07/2014 8:15:08 PM PST by CatDancer (There is such a thing as a Christian Objectivist, because I am one.)
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To: Tenacious 1
"You found Velveeta cheese in a supermarket? Where?"

South Central NM. Maybe due to the popular Mexican cusine around here. It is easy to find.

What is hard to find around here is the bricks of Kraft American Cheese; Same size as the Velveeta, but a blue box.

I love that stuff, but only one store in the county carries it, and intermittently, at that.

120 posted on 01/07/2014 8:15:43 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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