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OVER 150 FROZEN SHARKS FOUND ALONG GULF COAST AS WINTER STORM HITS REGION
Rock City Times ^ | January 28, 2014 | GREG HENDERSON

Posted on 01/29/2014 7:26:59 AM PST by Hojczyk

GULFPORT – Over 150 frozen sharks have surfaced on beaches across the gulf coast region due to the impact of Winter Storm Leon on Tuesday according to wildlife officials.

The largest area of concentration appears to be around Gulfport, Mississippi, which has seen at least 67 of the frozen animals. Wildlife officials say that the sharks, who migrate to this area during the winter, were caught off guard by the most severe winter storm in several decades.

“Like many of us, I suspect the sharks did not believe that the area would actually receive any winter weather,” Mississippi Department of Wildlife spokesperson Matt Shepherd tells us. “It is like a Shark-slushy out there. The animals all appear to be alive, so please do not approach any frozen sharks. They will probably thaw later in the week and swim back out into the gulf.”

The number of frozen sharks are expected to increase as the temperatures drop across the region. Officials hope poor driving conditions will reduce the number of onlookers who might otherwise approach the sharks.

“Sharks are remarkably adaptable, they have entered a hibernation like state while frozen,” Shepherd tells us. “They can come out of this state and will become incredibly irritated and possibly violent due to the extreme cold surrounding their body. We have already seen one fatality from an individual trying to take a selfie with a frozen shark. We hope to recover his head later this week.”

The winter storm is expected to clear out of the area tomorrow and area schools hope to reopen sometime in April.

(Excerpt) Read more at rockcitytimes.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: globalcooling; satire; shark; sharks; winter
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To: Hojczyk

Frozen sharks on beaches and frozen gamblers at the casino.


41 posted on 01/29/2014 8:03:36 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Crusher138
It is a humor website.

Well... it was funny.

42 posted on 01/29/2014 8:04:29 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (I forgot what my tagline was supposed to say)
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43 posted on 01/29/2014 8:06:37 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Hojczyk

Polarsharknado.


44 posted on 01/29/2014 8:07:08 AM PST by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: rktman
"He's not dead. He's just..."


45 posted on 01/29/2014 8:08:12 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (I forgot what my tagline was supposed to say)
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To: Hojczyk

46 posted on 01/29/2014 8:10:26 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Hojczyk

SHARKNADO no match for POLAR VORTEX II.


47 posted on 01/29/2014 8:10:34 AM PST by McGruff (I'm a conservative. Not necessarily a republican.)
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To: Hojczyk

Jumped the Shark photoshop!


48 posted on 01/29/2014 8:11:49 AM PST by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Hojczyk

49 posted on 01/29/2014 8:12:50 AM PST by cuban leaf
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To: autumnraine
No them zombie sharks
50 posted on 01/29/2014 8:12:55 AM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: al baby

I thought the rule is that you have to eat what you kill. I don’t know about you, but it has made me really careful about that.


51 posted on 01/29/2014 8:16:42 AM PST by Silentgypsy (Make sure she doesnÂ’t get ahold of the gom jabbar)
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To: Hojczyk

Sharks eh! I don’t care one way or the other, but when I hear that rattlesnakes and copperheads have frozen to death I’ll be smiling!


52 posted on 01/29/2014 8:20:15 AM PST by Ditter
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To: Hojczyk

I don’t believe the sharks believe anything at all; they’re sharks; they live by instinct. What is wrong with the journalists of today?


53 posted on 01/29/2014 8:33:17 AM PST by erkelly (Never underestimate the stupidity of the stupid party!)
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To: Hojczyk
Frozen sharks means the water is extremely cold! So where is all that glo-bull warming that is taking place. Remember the laws of thermodynamics, heat always flows toward cold till both reach equilibrium.
54 posted on 01/29/2014 9:01:48 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: ßuddaßudd

Great plot for a cheap Si-Fi movie! Deep snows allow snowsharks to invade inland eating stranded people and animals.

Great ending also! When the snow melts, some of the sharks are stranded, but most flow back into rivers and into the sea to rebreed for the next big snow.


55 posted on 01/29/2014 9:05:17 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Hojczyk; mickie; flaglady47; pax_et_bonum; Maine Mariner
Photo # 9....ever had a sharksicle?

Mmm, mmm, finger-lickin' good!

I hear it tastes like chicken-of-the-sea.

Leni

56 posted on 01/29/2014 9:11:57 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: Hojczyk

All you people who were so dang concerned about the baby polar bears - WHAT ABOUT THE BABY SHARKS? HUH?!??


57 posted on 01/29/2014 9:15:37 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Darksheare; Borax Queen; derllak; Tax-chick
Darks!

Now it's personal.........

:-)

58 posted on 01/29/2014 9:17:01 AM PST by Lakeshark (Mr Reid, tear down this law!)
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To: Hojczyk
I picture Algore with a torch trying to thaw them out.

“NO,NO, NO!!!! My empire is crumbling!!!!!”

59 posted on 01/29/2014 9:18:34 AM PST by PATRIOT1876
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To: cuban leaf

Spinal Tap just had a two word review.

“They can’t say that!”


60 posted on 01/29/2014 9:21:18 AM PST by PATRIOT1876
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