Posted on 02/01/2014 4:20:44 PM PST by steve86
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February 1, 2014 at 11:58 AM
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Jeff, the guy in charge of Bertha, is too busy and too distracted trying to date one of the only women on the site. He calls her and sends multiple texts during work to her on her work phone which is state property. So there's one of the true reasons. Jeff is too preoccupied trying to get a date he forgot to go to work and stay there. How do I know? I work on the site and watch her gush every time she looks at her phone. No I'm not jealous, I do have a problem with people not doing their work at work.
Got anthropomorphism?
Illustration that goes with the article (can’t be posted here, I guess).
http://seattletimes.com/ABPub/2014/01/31/2022807873.gif
Speaking as the person who built the TBM’s for the Chunnel as well as the ones for the Seattle Bus tunnel.
Sounds to me like they may have a bearing problem in the head. Or could be bad sensors. I found that 50% of the problems were do to the sensors going bad(just like of your car).
Bertha is running hot. I am sure Bubba is pleased.
I hate anthropomorphism and so does my cat.
That's what I thought, too. Maybe the steel pipe put an over-limit side load on one of the bearings.
Perhaps the only good news here is that the City of Seattle...and NOT the State of Washington is on the hook for any additional costs.
Or, it could be this.
Seattle Tunnel Drill Uncovers Possible Alien Activities
http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/news/ufo_extraterrestrials/2013/12/27/7434.html
Snip
Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth.
Feliks Banel, Seattle’s historian elaborated on the history of the place 100 years ago. As a working waterfront, the object could be a part of a locomotive or a part of an old ship. However, he also did not discount the possibility of the presence of UFOs and extra-terrestrial activities.
“Maybe it’s some ancient artifact, maybe there is an ancient civilization here that goes way back that nobody’s even considered.”
Can say for sure Algore is pleased. Finally, incontrovertible proof of Glowbull Warming.
... wow... what an insightful post...
Getting close to a deep fissure filled with magma?
I’m not superstitious, knock on wood.
So let me get this straight, Jeff is causing this other girl to gush, while Bertha gets hot?
Sounds like a soap opera...
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