Posted on 02/21/2014 4:51:50 AM PST by Wolfie
Smartest Kid Ever Sells Girl Scout Cookies Outside a Medical Marijuana Clinic
Danielle Lei of San Francisco is one smart kid. According to Mashable, the 13-year-old and her mom chose a diabolically brilliant spot to vend Girl Scout cookies: outside the green-painted walls of a medical marijuana clinic. Unsurprisingly, sales were, um, high—the resourceful Scout dispensed 117 cookie boxes in two hours, 37 more than she managed to sell outside a neighborhood Safeway grocery store the following day. The Green Cross signed on completely:
"It's no secret that cannabis is a powerful appetite stimulant, so we knew this would be a very beneficial endeavor for the girls," Holli Bert, a staff member at The Green Cross, told Mashable in an email. "It's all about location, and what better place to sell Girl Scout cookies than outside a medical cannabis collective?"
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Is outside the abortion clinic next?
Dude!
Smart. “Dave’s not here...Ooooo Samoas”
Whatever your personal opinions are re:the Girl Scouts you can’t deny that’s American free enterprise at work. Find a need and capitalize on it. Too bad she couldn’t adjust the cookie prices as well.
This resourceful young lady has a bright future ahead for her if the government doesn’t get in her way...
Yep. Well, for the money she made anyway.
Bright future? Much of the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.
quote “It’s no secret that cannabis is a powerful appetite stimulant”
you know... what’s interesting is that I have known this most of my life... and yet... I can’t recall EVER seeing a fat person smoking weed...
If anything they are usually stick thin.
Obviously, it wasn’t the ‘kid’ who thought of it, so how is she the “smartest kid ever”?
Would trust any Girl Scout
over the entire
DO”J” and DH”S”.
I see your funny bone is broken....
Look, I’m no fan of legalizing any drug, but there’s no correlation to abortion.
I don’t find the Girl Scouts funny any more. Their leaders are using the girl to support Wendy Davis.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Now, after the cookie drive is over, she needs to bake her own and go back and set up a stand.
Of course. Why didn't I think of this?
Everybody knows that women who have just let a doctor suction a living being out of them are usually - and inexplicably - ravenous afterwards.
The great Tom Lehrer: "Be Prepared"
Enjoy!!!
LOL, Munchies they used to call them.
No.
“Is outside the abortion clinic next?”
‘Munchies Syndrome’ prompted her decision to sell cookies outside teh Grass Store.
Who, other than Hannibal the Canniba, would have a stimulated appetite due to an abortion clinic?
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