Posted on 02/21/2014 4:51:50 AM PST by Wolfie
Smartest Kid Ever Sells Girl Scout Cookies Outside a Medical Marijuana Clinic
Danielle Lei of San Francisco is one smart kid. According to Mashable, the 13-year-old and her mom chose a diabolically brilliant spot to vend Girl Scout cookies: outside the green-painted walls of a medical marijuana clinic. Unsurprisingly, sales were, um, high—the resourceful Scout dispensed 117 cookie boxes in two hours, 37 more than she managed to sell outside a neighborhood Safeway grocery store the following day. The Green Cross signed on completely:
"It's no secret that cannabis is a powerful appetite stimulant, so we knew this would be a very beneficial endeavor for the girls," Holli Bert, a staff member at The Green Cross, told Mashable in an email. "It's all about location, and what better place to sell Girl Scout cookies than outside a medical cannabis collective?"
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Well ok, maybe she can just sell condoms outside of Nevada brothels. That better?
“Well ok, maybe she can just sell condoms outside of Nevada brothels. That better?”
Anticipating young girls becoming hookers, or selling Trojans to some other hooker’s clients? You’re a real class act there, Monty. I know they’re gonna love you over at DU.
Now please excuse me, but after talking to you I have this need to go wash my hands...
You seem obsessed over DU. I suggest you try there, since you keep talking about it.
Why are you ok with the ‘diabolical’ plan as this article states? I think what they’re doing is disgusting and I’m going to state my opinion on it. Sorry if you don’t like that, DU awaits.
Baby killing
Or maybe brownies.
Why is she not standing outside of a methadone clinic?
The government told us pot led to harder drugs like heroin?
Now were told it leads to cookies?
Hmmmm....
“You seem obsessed over DU. I suggest you try there, since you keep talking about it.”
And you were the one fantasizing about Girl Scouts becoming hookers and handing out condoms.. I suggest YOU try here; http://www.apa.org for professional help, since you seem obsessed about the subject. And before your next snide retort, I had to go look up the address for you. But it appears you might want to copy it down...
Rather than continue this pointless discussion with you and your twisted fantasies, I’ll end my part of this conversation with a great line from The Addams Family;
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: : Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
You have yourself a real good day, and remember that address...
I think you need to go back to pre-school to understand that I was comparing the disgusting practice of having these girls serving drug addicts to those other things.
No kidding, why not have them at the kind of places I listed? I got a lot of idiotic lip from Exeter on here, when he clearly knew I was saying they shouldn’t be involved in any of this sick behavior. Or maybe he really is that stupid.
That was funny. Gimme Sum-moah dose cookies...
in other words, they have no problem in teaching their daughters that getting high is fine, and that marijuana is harmless.
So much for character building.
As for the abortion clinic quips: They have been “teaching” girls to be pro abortion by having them visit abortion clinics since the late 1960’s....the Philadelphia diocese pulled their parishes from the girlscouts then, and replaced them with campfire girls...I don’t know what happened after that, however...
totally disgusting
bad parenting is everywhere these days
You are mistaken. Investigate.
And Brownies are different.
Are Thin Mints and Samoans the gateway cookies???
Child’s a born capitalist. Are we sure she’s a local girl?
Save your breath. They’re here. Every post has to have a connection to their cause. You, “Apples are good for you.” Them, “Apple starts with A and so does ABORTION. So Apples are evil.” I doubt any poster on this thread supports abortion but the subject has to be brought up. The one issue life leads to obsession. If you aren’t obsessed too, they feel you are against them.
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