Posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
You have lowered your standards, I see...every child a winner?
Dear Washington post, here is a little something for ye. Let me summarize it for you, you can’t change reality to fit your preference. However, you can ignore reality and pretend that it is not what it is.....for awhile...but eventually it will bite your a$$!
The Gods of the Copybook Headings
1919
As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I Make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place.
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four —
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
* * * * *
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man —
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began —
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire —
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
Remember the future.
I gotta toasted Turkey and provolone sandwich on french bread with lettuce, tomater and mayo.
Some Ice tea, chips and a little debbie snack cake.
Kipling, I should have recognized it right away.
One of my favorite quotes:
“I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water
and wine. The deaths ye died, I have watched beside. And the lives ye led, were mine.”
I don’t know Rush, these people were stupid enough to vote for 0bama twice.
Aww, shucks. Thanks for the honor!
If the ruling parties stuck to constitutional governance, then their would be no need to “appeal to groups.” No one would be “gathering in groups” for the teet suckling....
bttt
Boner couldn’t give give a spit about the Constitution. All he wants to do is get reelected, any visions other than that are his next bourbon and tanning bed appointment.
The 2010 tea party victory was ignored and despised by the GOP elites. That was a huge mistake. People noticed,didn’t forget nor forgive and now the Republican party has put themselves between the rock and a hard place. We will deliver another huge victory in the election this year. The party had better get their heads out of their asses and acknowledge what wins elections.
Targeting groups isn’t the answer. Having a winning message and properly selling it is. We can win in the arena of ideas.
Jeeze Rush, that caller was reading something. At least he could give attribution.
ABC radio news played a clip of Obama claiming that Putin has broken international law.
Broken law?
This from the guy who continues to break the law imbedded in his own signature legislation, Obamacare, by issuing more illegal waivers and extensions.
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And he expects the world leaders to take him serious?
80% of America doesn’t take 0bummer-boy seriously, for the Constitutional threat that he clearly is, so why should anyone else?
I was on a long conference call.
Was there a pro-Castro seminar caller?
LOL.
I put the dog out first.
Good move!
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