WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MALAYSIA AIRLINES FLIGHT 370? CONSPIRACY THEORISTS TAKE TO THE INTERNET

FastCompany ^ | March 10, 2014 | Chris Gayomali

[Biggirl]

Details concerning the sudden, Saturday disappearance of Malaysian Airlines flight 370 continue to trickle in. Azharuddin Abdul Rahman, the head of Malaysia's Civil Aviation Authority, said the missing Boeing 777 carrying 227 passengers an "unprecedented mystery."

In short: We have no idea where the plane is, where the passengers are, or if they're even alive.

[Sacajaweau]

I agree...It smells like Muzzies...same trick...different day.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

It never existed.

[Sacajaweau]

It may have fallen off the radar but there were plenty of spy satellites around.

[Alex Murphy]

[CivilWarBrewing]

And what about our intelligence 'eyes in the sky'? You know, that octopus that sees everything everyone does? What do they have to say about this flight? Can they replay video of that airspace? Not tellin?

C'mon Octopus.. Fess up! Was this a drone, a space-based laser test, a UFO abduction, a SAM launched from a boat, a large meteorite or rectally implanted or body-implanted bombs aboard the aircraft, or bombs in luggage or embedded in the aircraft, or contaminated air aboard aircraft or hijacked and landed or what??

[Zeneta]

It never existed.

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I had the same thought.

[blueunicorn6]

I think she’s gone, but common sense demands that you look at who might want a functioning airliner and what they might want it for.

[KC_Lion]

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[McGruff]

Why no debris at all?

[Kenny Bunk]

Was this a drone, a space-based laser test, a UFO abduction, a SAM launched from a boat, a large meteorite or rectally implanted or body-implanted bombs aboard the aircraft, or bombs in luggage or embedded in the aircraft, or contaminated air aboard aircraft or hijacked and landed or what??,/i>

Definitely "Or What?"

[hoosiermama]

They have identified one of the people carrying the Arlen passport. “He does not look Aisian ‘”

[EQAndyBuzz]

I’m still going with Muzzie co-pilot kills pilot, angles plane down and nose dives it at 600+ MPH into sea. Whatever held together went to the bottom. Whatever didn’t probably was water logged and went to the bottom.

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahaha Googles working on that!...

[woodbutcher1963]

I am surprised nobody pictured the dude with the wide hair that says: “It was Aliens”.

[Constitution Day]

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS TAKE TO THE INTERNET

And many of them are right here on FR.

[plain talk]

Why did it disappear from radar at 35’ feet? Can terrorist pilots (assuming they got into cockpit) disable transponders and make them disappear from radar? When terrorists stormed cockpit there was no mayday?

I think it is more likely it exploded and/or crashed than what you described. Maybe debris is so small they just haven’t spotted it? All of this is odd. Anything including your scenario is certainly possible.

[Secret Agent Man]

twa800

[LivingNet]

Crap, you beat me to it

[GOPJ]

Spy satellites in the 80’s could read the numbers on a driver's license as a cop was writing them down... Why doesn't NSA step up tell us what happened.

[Secret Agent Man]

has anyone checked the baggage carousel at beijing?

seriously, i think they either took the plane for a future op and/or tpok those semiconductor folks for their knowledge with the new dod rf power chips they just intro’d this month.