Posted on 03/12/2014 8:01:56 AM PDT by Dallas59
Chinese netizens have mocked reports that the Malaysian government invited a witch doctor to help hunt for the missing state carrier's plane amid increasing criticism of the search and rescue operation.
Malaysian media reported that Ibrahim Mat Zin, a famous “bomoh” [shaman] also known as the Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP, performed a prayer at Kuala Lumpur International Airport on Monday to help locate the missing MH370, allegedly at the invitation of one of the country’s top leaders.
“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,” he was quoted by Free Malaysia Today as saying.
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Witch doctor? What would HE know?
They need to call Miss Cleo.
Hey the shamans can’t do any worse than the Malaysian military and aeronautical experts.
Someone just needs to throw a water bottle at them occasionally to keep them honest.
Wouldn’t it be funny if he found it.
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
“Witch Doctor (Classic Version)”
[DJ:]
Yeah! In The Place To Be!
Chipmunks On The M I C!
Witch Doctor!
Everybody Get can they do it!
(can they do it)
Come On People Let’s Get To It!
(let’s get to it)
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Here’s The Chipmunks Here We Go!
[Chipmunks:]
I Told The Witch Doctor I Was In Love With You!
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn’t Love Me true!
And Then The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do!
He Said That:
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
YO DJ PUMP THIS PARTY!
[DJ:]
Everybody can they do it! (go! go! go!)
(can they do it)
Come On People Let’s Get To It! (go! go! go!)
(let’s get to it)
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Here’s The Chipmunks Here We Go!
ALVIN! SIMON! THEODORE!
[Chipmunks:]
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn’t Love Me True
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn’t Love Me Nice
And Then The Witch Doctor He Gave Me This Advice
He Said To Me, Whoa! Ya He Said To Me!
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
[Girl:]
Ya You’ve Been Keeping Love From Me,
And That’s Not Very Smart! (not very smart)
So I Went Out And Found Myself Someone
Who’d Tell Me How To Win Your Heart!
(Whoa! Yeah!)
My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Say
My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do
I Know That You’ll Be Mine When I Say This To You Whoa! Oh Baby Baby!
[DJ:]
Everybody can they do it! (go! go! go!)
(can they do it)
Come On People Let’s Get To It! (go! go! go!)
(let’s get to it)
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Here’s The Chipmunks Here We Go!
[Chipmunks:]
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,”....
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Brilliant. This is just the kind of help that is needed. /s
Ooo,eee,ooh-ah-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang.....
“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,” he was quoted by Free Malaysia Today as saying.
Profound.
Muslims never cease to amaze me.
:)
Which witch doctor?
So if some moment, any moment, you hear the sound of jet engines flying atop the overcast - engines that sound searching and lost - engines that sound desperate - shoot up a flare or do something. That would be MH370 trying to get home - from The Twilight Zone.
“Brilliant. This is just the kind of help that is needed. /s”
Yep, really nailing this one down.
Me too .. LOL
That looks like a witch doctor to me.
Now the IRS, NSA, TSA, CIA and Homeland Security are apparently now Obama’s Ton Ton Macoutes.
Hmmm. Aren't these the same people that believe that rhino horns, bear bile, and tiger penises have medicinal properties?
What is a netizen?
Well that was enlightening! I did not know that word existed!
I will learn to Google before posting!
Ok now, who has the words for Magic Carpet Ride?
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We are netizens.
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