Posted on 03/26/2014 9:24:27 PM PDT by blam
Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Megan Willett
Mar. 26, 2014, 7:33 PM
There's some debate about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Some say science will save us all, some will rely on math, and still others are banking on specialty gadgets. You can buy Zombie Apocalypse survival kits, and there are even Zombie Apocalypse maps that pinpoint where the danger zones would be in a zombie-mergency.
But the geniuses at Estately have crunched the numbers and determined which U.S. states are the best prepared for any zombie-related disasters in the near future based on 11 metrics, from residents' physical ability to weapons access.
Estately zombie apocalypse states ranking Estately
We weren't kidding when we said Estately crunched the numbers for all sorts of zombie-busting factors. Here's what the company looked at for each state:
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Pigs got a hold of him...
Bob’s ....gone....
Damn...he was just starting to turn his life around, too.
I dunno. Staggering, groaning, half-clad people with blood all over looking to devour everything in their path - in Idaho that isn’t known as a zombie infestation, it’s known as “Saturday night”.
I went to horseshoeing school at Sperry. Must pass though North Tulsa to get there. Does it still flood when someone spits in the creek?
Whart the hell is a zombie apocalypse?
DUDEE poor California LOL!
Why Lousiana in the bottom do they realize that where Duck Dynasty clan is from
Si even mention he be cold chillin drinking his iced tea while shooting the zombie LOL!
“Whart the hell is a zombie apocalypse?”
Really? Oh well, it was bound to happen....
You see, Zombies are the “Walking Dead”. Infected by a virus of some kind, when they die they come back as flesh eating creatures with a special taste for brains. Only way you can send them to Zombie Hell is by destroying their brain. Specially the Cerebral Cortex.
The Apocalypse comes when the Zombies become a significant part of the population and the humans become the hunted. Civilization collapses. Hence “Apocalypse”
You’re welcome.
Anyone that believes that shit needs to be locked up!
The dead are dead and don’t walk.
Shameful Texas is in the bottom half.
Because the list was predicated on metrics decided upon by Video Generation idiots who don't understand skill at "Shaun White Snowboarding" confers absolutely zero skill on a mountainside.
Don't take it too seriously. It has become a popular euphemism for a societal breakdown caused by mindless, soul-less, pitiless, agents driven only by the desire to consume those who are not one of them.
Get it?
I deal in reality not someones brain farts.
So how would you create organizations and strategies without running afoul of those you’re creating them to defend against, Mr. Reality?
Don’t assume something is stupid just because you’re not familiar with it.
Take your organizations and shove them up your backside!
O.K. Calm Down!!!
I'll let you in on a little inside joke.
Every time, on every Forum I've ever been on, someone will start a Zombie Apocalypse thread. And every time, and I mean every time, someone will not know what the Zombie Apocalypse represents and they will have to ask. Then when they are told they'll come back with “ya’ll are a bunch of crazies” or “WTF is wrong with you? How can you believe this shit?”
This time, you're it.
Zombie Apocalypse is merely a euphemism for the collapse of civilization from whatever means. Nobody, at least most, actually believe in Zombies.
Get it?
Then don’t post the shit!
Ignorant and thin skinned is no way to go through life, old timer....
forget it. now his ego is involved, so you may as well be asking a woman to give herself a black-eye....
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