Posted on 04/01/2014 4:44:07 PM PDT by Kaslin
I'm willing to provide a bicycle to cover their travel needs.
How does one find these folks for speaking engagements?
So let me guess:
cut down numbers of cattle significantly to supposedly reduce the numbers
off emissions
you can still eat beef but now its price will have risen a minimum of threefold and you have to have a special permit
“special people” will be exempt and able to eat beef without a permit as long as it’s prepared indoors by a waitstaff In a “controlled” area.
Am I right?
Thanks for the chuckle at the end of the day. It's funny to watch O'Reilly take the MSM apart for publicly expounding their utter fantasy world and calling it news, as with the alien abduction of the missing Malaysia airliner.
BtD: "G'mornin', sir. Gosh, it's sure swell to be working for the EPA. How can I save the planet today?"
EPA Guy: "Well, what you do, see, is to take this here cork and go put it up that cow's butt."
BtD: "Uh, wha?"
EPA Guy: "Yessireebub, it's the latest directive from DC. You want to keep the baby polar bears from drowning, don't you?"
BtD: "Well, I..."
EPA Guy: "Then it's settled. There's a bag of corks over by the barn. Do this one first."
BtD: "Oh. Well, OK..." (walks off dubiously. Sound of mayhem in background)
EPA Guy 2: "Uh, sir? That was a bull."
At least you’d get ample warning ripples from that bunch, and could move away before it hits.
The Obama administration has decided that if you can’t do anything about anything, you might as well go after cow farts.
Bet they are all Wal-Mart Shoppers too.
March 5, 2014
“According to USDA’s Cattle Inventory report, released Friday, all cattle and calves in the U.S. as of Jan. 1, 2014 totaled 87.7 million head, 2% below the 89.3 million on Jan. 1, 2013. This is the lowest Jan. 1 inventory of all cattle and calves since the 82.1 million on hand in 1951.
All cows and heifers that have calved, at 38.3 million, were down 1% from the 38.5 million on Jan. 1, 2013. This is the lowest Jan. 1 inventory of all cows and heifers that have calved since the 36.8 million head in 1941.”
Don’t blame the cows.
Perhaps AlGore should go to China before lecturing we Americanos.
that’s just not right.
I wonder how much closer this takes things to the tipping point.
I actually hope that they try to find out.
A little known fact. Buffalo farts, not the white eyes, wiped out the buffalo.
Are you telling me you would not adjust your standards accordingly.
Of course, if these girls were living on coconut milk/meat and fish...they would be losing weight by the tens of pounds a week.
BTW, I think the redhead is kinda cute.
As a boy, I once had my mouth washed out with soap for saying fart in the presence of my parents.
Single question:
What about the Buffalo? Which were in their thundering herds more numerous than cows in the USA today?
Did buffalo farts contribute to global warming? How would nature know if they were WILD BUFFALO vs Domesticated Cows?
Man made global warming....only idiots who can’t think for themselves fall for it
You might be morbidly obese if it’s been years since you’ve seen your own genitalia without using a mirror.
Seriously, that’s got to hurt, I don’t see how it can’t. Not just joint pain, their skin looks as if it’s about to burst open like a giant pimple or something.
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