Posted on 04/01/2014 4:44:07 PM PDT by Kaslin
Re Buffaloes never farting. That is why:
* They almost went extinct. They had so much gas built up inside and no place to go. That’s when someone lit a match and most of them exploded. There was one massive BBQ over the plains of America for months, and it led to the invention of BBQ sauce. Also led to the first Ribs carry out - “Buffalo Bill’s BBQ Rib Joint and Carry Out”. You won’t find this in the history books.
* The legend about the cow jumping over the moon was based on an actual story about a bloated cow who got too close to an open fire. Put it right into orbit. Then it exploded and that is why the moon is made of green cheese. Milk on the moon turns green. Every kid knows that.
Isn’t history fun?
Darn you, SandRat!
What was seen cannot be unseen.
They may or may not be vegetarians but they look like they’re vegetable most of the time.
“Wildebeest farts good.
Bison farts good.
cow farts bad!
Rinse, repeat.”
The purpose of a politician is to keep the public frightened, of an imaginary booger man, that only the politician can protect you from.
Today’s booger man is (trumpets and flourishes please) COW FARTS!
And in 1860, the BISON herd on the high plains was approximately 70 million!
No one was worried about bison farts back then!
mmm...
Bison are ruminants, and so are cattle. Bison fed on grasslands, so do cattle. And corn is a grass. Shazam! Maybe things aren’t so different now.
The notion that you can change the climate of the globe, by stopping cows from farting, can only come from a liberal politician. Nobody else thinks like that.
The main cause of hot air is the UN. We should ban it.
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