Posted on 04/01/2014 4:44:07 PM PDT by Kaslin
Run. That fat isn't maintained by osmosis. You're what's for dinner.
One solution: “Put a cork in it”.
If that doesn’t work very well, DUCK!
The cow-farts/burping issue started out as a hoax on Rep. John Ashbrook wherein someone illegally put an item in the Congressional Record under his name, about a govt proposal to stop cows from spreading methane.
The story was later expanded as a legitimate environmental issue by marxist Jeremy Rifkin (the head of the marxist Peoples Bicentennial Commission/Peoples Busines Commission”’ the Hanoi Lobby’s “Citizens Commission of Inquiry into US War Crimes in Vietnam”,(Jane Fonda, Dave Dellinger, Uhl, Ensign, Schoenman, etc)’ and then his “Foundation for Economic Trends”, one of the greatest con operations since PT Barnum’s sideshows.
Now every environ-wacko has latched onto cow farts, esp. the Vegans and possibly the Devil worshippers (they’re goat people, you know). Some propose putting gas collecting diapers on the cows, putting pipes up their butts, or just killing them. (If they really wanted to stop the production of massive quantities of Greenhouse Gases, they could apply any of those three techniques to Congress - welcome to the Left’s fantasy world).
Excuse me while I go out and get a hamburger. All this talk about cows and Methane is making me hungry.
Hey buddy, supersize those fries, will ya?
calling that mess an “administration” is like calling a cow fart a Mozart concerto.
“Am I right”
Of course you are because the elite are so predictable.
There are methane consuming bacteria on the earth already. My SWAG? They will keep atmospheric methane below a certain range, cow farts or no.
They don't maintain that blubber by eating seafood and veggies.;-)
Halp!!!!
Re the photo of the cow’s ass and Brian Williams. How do you tell them apart?
Coming to a movie near you soon, “Cow Farts: Blasts from the Ass” starring Brendon Fraser and Harry Reid.
Movie: “Gas II: The Cows’ side of the Story”
Re Jeffrey Sachs. If this is the same guy, I knew him at the World Bank when he was sane.
Oppenheimer - Don’t think he was ever sane.
Michael Mann - Once described by Don Rickles as a “ Hockey Puck or was that Puke”. That would go along with his “Hockey Stick” global warming theory fraud.
I prefer Manfred Mann (”Do Wa Diddy”). Or Barry Mann - “Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp” (about 1961).
Then there is always “Man Oh Man its Manischewitz” (wine).
And the last “Man” on my list would be Janet Napolitano.
Because the millions of buffalo that once roamed the U.S. never farted....not once.
We could get 50% there if Obobo, Mc Stupid and dirty Harry just keep there mouths shut. And if both houses quit all the B.S. they generating there would be no problem. Always remember Forests momma words(stupid is as stupid does)
to #26: Shhhh!. You and I know about the Methane eating bacteria, esp. in bogs and some ice packs, but don’t tell anyone else. They might get the idea that some of the Methane-banners are just eco-wackos who don’t know science, and we wouldn’t want that to happen, would we?
Hells bells. There are oil-eating bacteria too. Image if the Environ-wackos found out about that. Mass suicides by Cow farts. Oh the horror, or the pleasure of it.
I wonder what the hell they are teaching in Biology and Biochemistry today in both high schools and college? Doesn’t anyone read “Science” magazine or “Discover” anymore or even “Google” the subject?
God is not dead; our educational system is - brain dead.
There is far more bovine excrement gas coming from the liberals and demodummies in Washington than anywhere else on earth and they want “cow exhausts” to be “regulated”.
IDIOTS ALL OF THEM.
#13: Why don’t we just put a couple corks in Al Gore, from Stem to Stern. He looks like a stuffed pig, so why not make it a reality?
Going to “Corks R Us” and get a XXX size for the Goracle’s orifices. Saving the world, one cork at a time.
Maybe I can get nominated for the Nobel Peace Cork award.
Do you know that CORK spelled backwards is KROC? Much like the much of the evironmental wackos theories and models.
I truly wish I could stop Liberals farting. All of them!!
Let cows fart!! It’s natures way!!
TO RoosterRedux> We keep telling you to PUT ON YOUR GLASSES!
I attended a financial advisor conference in San Francisco around 1990. The keynote speaker was this Jeffery Sachs. Back then he was some hotshot liberal Economics professor at Harvard. I don’t even remember what he talked about. But here he is now as the Director of Earth at Columbia? What in the world are the qualifications to become Director of Earth? I think I would be just as equally qualified as Mr Sachs and I certainly didn’t attend Harvard.
Naw - Algore knows that the Chinese won't pony up, they'll just politely tell him to pee up a rope.
I never heard the word until I was in my 20s. And have never ever said it. Just too vulgar for words. Rush and everyone else should use a less odious word.
They want us meat free. Just like one of 0bama’s people opined in 2008-9.
THey want the cows dead and us Whites on rice.
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