Man sues McDonald’s for $1.5 million over napkin

CrazyTrueStories.com ^ | 4/18/2014

[South40]

A California man is suing McDonald’s for 1.5 million dollar because he only received one napkin with his meal. The man claims to have emailed the general manager of the restaurant to complain but was not satisfied with the free food they offered him to make him happy.

[Paladin2]

Send him a pair of depends.

[UCANSEE2]

I’ve noticed lately that many restaurants only give you one napkin.

Maybe the extra napkins we used to get are going to Venezuela to use for toilet paper.

[TurboZamboni]

Why was Harry Reid eating at McDonalds? I figured him as a BLM sirloin guy.

[doc1019]

Make it a small depends, obviously he doesn’t need anything bigger.

[sickoflibs]

RE :”He states he is now not able to work because of “undue mental anguish” that he suffered from the napkin incident and has filed the lawsuit to recoup damages.”

Subway always tries to be cheap on the add-ons.
I always have to ask them for more of each.

Doesn't McDs put the napkins out on display to grab?

[freebilly]

He needs some sanitary napkins....

[yldstrk]

and this dude’s damages are.........

[doc1019]

One of the things the Brits have down pat ... if you lose in civil court you pay the court costs ... keeps frivolous lawsuits down.

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

has anyone ever called 911 over a lack of napkins?

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

Don’t most normal drivers/IQ over 65 generally keep either kleenex/paper towels/napkins somewhere in their car?

[tumblindice]

This crank’s complaint won’t survive a motion to dismiss.

[headstamp 2]

Or a box of lobster bibs.

[Mastador1]

I used to tell morons like this to take their business across the street to the Carls Jr., but then I put the Carls out of business.

[ealgeone]

even money bet on his political affiliation.

[Chode]

if a judge actually lets this go forward, it should be impeached...

[Michael.SF.]

Maybe Larry David ruined it for everyone: The Napkin incident.

[Irenic]

Actually his odds of winning may be better than a powerball ticket. This is just ridiculous. All over a friggin’ napkin...the fella needs a binky and a bib not a napkin.

[doc1019]

In today’s world of litigation and judges not worthy of the title, don’t bet your britches.

[Paladin2]

I keep unused fast food napkins between the seat and the door on the floor.

Should I get none, I've still got spares.

Be Prepared.