Up here, if you have a driveway, you have a ranch.
Heh. That’s funny right there.
When my dad comes down from Cincy, we take him out to eat a lot. He always remarks how FAR we have to drive to get to the restaurants - a whopping five miles, which is also about five minutes (two if I’m drivin’). I have a little over an acre in a rural area of Yuppieville. He tells everyone that I “own land.” *snort*