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Gwyneth Paltrow: Mean words hurt water's feelings
Fox News ^ | 6/5/2014 | Fox News

Posted on 06/05/2014 6:08:10 PM PDT by Dallas59

First she consciously uncoupled from her husband.

Then she said being criticized on social media was just like war.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has somehow trumped both!

The Oscar winning actor and mother of two believes bad vibes can bum out water.

Yes, we’re talking H2O.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: California
KEYWORDS: badtrips; brentwood; bummer; california; getoutandstayout; greenieweenies; gwynethpaltrow; gwynethpaltry; hollywood; karma; obamanation; oscarweiner; oscarwinner; paltrow; water; waterhasfeelings
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To: 48th SPS

There are at least 3-4 cable TV channels that do nothing but talk about celebutards 24-7 not to mention all of the daytime talk shows and other chat trash shows.

I have no idea why so many people are so fascinated by the weirdos.


21 posted on 06/05/2014 6:22:32 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Dallas59
"I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack."


22 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:08 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: moovova

Downright depressed, I would imagine 8-|


23 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:12 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

I was just talking with a PHD this week who was telling me how microwaved water, allowed to cool, kills plants, she uses her microwave only for storage.


24 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:25 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: Dallas59

Don’t worry,every time a toilet flushes another liberal gets it’s brains.


25 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:29 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Dallas59

The water went into vials having various labels on it.

But there’s one catch. The labels were showing to the outside.


26 posted on 06/05/2014 6:25:44 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Cicero

“But I’m the cutest...”


27 posted on 06/05/2014 6:26:34 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Dallas59

She’s pretty but regarding water, she’s a wash-out.


28 posted on 06/05/2014 6:26:35 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Dallas59

uh...I thought some clod had misspelled “waiter”......


29 posted on 06/05/2014 6:27:07 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Dallas59

The oceans are salty because they spend so much time crying salty tears. < /eyeroll>


30 posted on 06/05/2014 6:29:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Dallas59

and now you know why attempts to use facts and science in arguments with liberals is a waste of time.


31 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:10 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Cicero

“My brains used to be in my b00bs, but then I got these plastic jobs, and all the grey matter disappeared.


32 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:19 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

I built a house in rural Illinois where the water had a bit of a temper. So, I installed a Waterboss, added the Salt, and told it, “No hard feelings.”


33 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:41 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: Dallas59

Does this glass make me look fat ???


34 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:47 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Ouchthatonehurt
I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.

Yeah, me too! But can it Venn diagram a sentence?

35 posted on 06/05/2014 6:31:08 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Da Coyote

PUBLIC school, in fact


36 posted on 06/05/2014 6:31:33 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Cicero

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/Ooo-eee.wav


37 posted on 06/05/2014 6:34:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

She is as dumb as a glass of water. I’m sorry, is that an insult to you or the glass of water?


38 posted on 06/05/2014 6:34:41 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

“Yeah, me too! But can it Venn diagram a sentence?”

Not if it’s depressed from something vile written on its vile.


39 posted on 06/05/2014 6:36:01 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Portcall24

Time to outlaw high oxygen capacity hydrogen oxides.


40 posted on 06/05/2014 6:40:21 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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