Report: Freed Taliban Commander Vows To Return To War Against US

YAHOO NEWS ^ | 06 JUNE 2014 | THE DAILY CALLER

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Nobody's madder than Obama...wait until he hears about this...

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Gee, whodathunkit ?

[Farmer Dean]

We should have lobotomized these Islamofreaks before kicking them loose.

[rdcbn]

It’s gonna be a while before he catches wind of this - it won’t hit CNN for weeks and MSNBC and the NY Times will never cover it in the first place.

[JimSEA]

He’ll have to read about it in the newspaper first.

[Hoodat]

Ya think?

[Gene Eric]

Kudos to Yahoo News (and its source,) but the Mainstream Ministry of Misinformation is attempting to divorce itself from this grim reality.

[Sarah Barracuda]

WOW NO WAY..I seriously did not see this coming/sarc

[depressed in 06]

There are 5 cells available at Gitmo, dumBO, Hegel, Kerry, Jarrett and Holder can fill them. Biteme somehow did not buy into this.

[SkyDancer]

Yeah, he’s so mad about it that he’s looking for someone’s a** to be kicked. Just like he did with BP in the Gulf.

[NormsRevenge]

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell ya.

NO not really.

[Delta Dawn]

The other four terrorist Commanders could not be reached for comment as they were on their way to Disney World...

[NormsRevenge]

Where’s the local gambling tables? I’d be doubling down every hand if I was them.

[tumblindice]

[samtheman]

This could make Obama so mad he might postpone a vacation.

On second thought, maybe not.

[tumblindice]

President Sparkle: “I’m disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?” (Smoke billows out his ears)

President Sparkle: [having no arms or legs] President Sparkle wipes the dishes clean by rubbing up and down with his head. The housewife is delighted with her clean dinnerware.
President Sparkle flies into the next room where a baby is playing with a toy xylophone. He amuses the child by bouncing on a few keys, and then flies off.
In the next scene he appears deep beneath the ocean where a trio of dancing women hang out on the sea floor:
He exclaims, “Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?”

Dancing Woman #2, Dancing Woman #3, Dancing Woman #1: “What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of President Sparkle.”

Dancing Woman #3: “Awesome power!”

[Godzilla]

Like we didn’t see this coming . . . . . .

[CDB]

“Unexpected”

[TwelveOfTwenty]

We were destroying the Taliban, and then we voted for this. TWICE.

[I want the USA back]

WOW! Big surprise! One look at the ugly-a$$ faces of the bearded savages could have told anybody that.