Posted on 06/24/2014 4:55:38 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
If the Wookie tells us one more time that we need to change our diet,my head may explode.
I hate that no one knows how to count out change in a grocery store or a fast food restaurant anymore. When they give you your change they just hand you the dollar bills with the coins on top and your receipt and don’t count it out.
You have to try and close your hand so that the coins don’t slide off of the money into the ground and they don’t bother counting it out because a computer is doing the work for him.
it’s not hard if your bill is $10.25 and you give them a $20 bill for them to hand you three quarters, $11 and then hands you a five and say $16 and then hand you 4 more ones and say 17 18 19 20.
Go barefoot, the johns won’t care.
Man she’s like a NFL middle guard. Uses that low center of gravity really well.
Pick pet.
The email to alert you to your admission to the 8 year waiting list for saggy socks solutions was somehow deleted from Lois Lerner’s computer.
Those pickup trucks pulling up outside your house are from some organization called ISIS or something like that. Have a nice day...
Poor widdle you.
I’m going on a 9 day diving trip to the Carribean on July 4 - 9 days with no tv to look at Obama bootlickers !
LOL!
So is God.
Negative ghost rider.
Obama would import 4 Guatemalan kids to stand in your socks with you so they don’t fall down......it is thw socially just thing to do.
I once dated a girl who’d bite your cheek for you.
Probably why I’m so jumpy and bang my knees on stuff anytimea lady smiles at me.
“Oh God, she’s gonna gnosh on me facely face of faceness!”
*runs into end table*
No kidding. She needs to change HER diet.
How old is that freakin’ Koskinen guy anyway?
I had his brother for a college prof, he was old THEN and it was almost 45 yrs ago.
Conservatism vs. liberalism is the difference between growing your own vegetables and bitching about the quality and selection of produce at the store.
Working my fanny off at 2 jobs, only to find out my hard earned tax dollars are paying for underwear to cover illegal alien fannies.
It is tough being a leprechaun.
Nobody takes us seriously these days.
I’m sick of queers.
I think my father-in-law is turning into a RINO.
My mascara is drying up.
And it’s summer.
The continual lawlessness and corruption of this enemy of America in the White House and all the complaining and hand-wringing that goes on but NOTHING ever happens to these tyrants.
So many scandals, one after the other, that I fear I have already forgotten more scandals than any other president has ever had in his administration.
The greater crime, however, is the cover provided by what is supposed to be a free and unbiased press. May they all suffer immeasurably for their active role in bringing your country to its knees.
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