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I swear on a stack of Bibles AND a stack of Torahs, I did NOT post this from the Onion. Un *BLEEPING* believable.
1 posted on 08/01/2014 8:46:25 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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Well that’s what you get for engaging in public intercourse.


2 posted on 08/01/2014 8:50:58 PM PDT by jim999
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Un *BLEEPING* believable.

No, it isn't. Considering how dumbed down modern America has become, it is completely believable.

3 posted on 08/01/2014 8:51:18 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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Sounds like the guy who was raked over the coals for using the term niggardly to describe a budget increase by an ignorant black official who didn’t know the meaning or origin of the term.


4 posted on 08/01/2014 8:52:32 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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The homo part of the word was politically charged????

What about homo sapiens, or homologous, or homogenized, or homonym?

What a bunch of ignorant wankers.


5 posted on 08/01/2014 8:57:49 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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Reminds me of the apocryphal politician who was said to have declared that his opponent's wife had been a thespian before their marriage...here
7 posted on 08/01/2014 9:00:18 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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I would not be surprised if Tim Torkildson’s daughter were a thespian.


9 posted on 08/01/2014 9:01:03 PM PDT by Oliviaforever
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Tim Torkildson says after he wrote the blog on the website of his employer, Nomen Global Language Center

What did expect, working for a feminist lot.

10 posted on 08/01/2014 9:01:21 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Wikipedia is wrong. who knew?)
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Mr. Torkildson's employer obviously is suffering from LCD which is also known as LABA.

From the Freeper addendum to the ICD-10:

321.0 SPLAT Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (LCD) or Liberal Acquired Brain Absence (LABA), Complete loss of rationality, cognition, and cerebration due to indiscriminately keeping one's mind so far open that the brain falls out. First and subsequent encounters.

11 posted on 08/01/2014 9:03:19 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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Obamaphone, homophone. It’s easy to get confused.


12 posted on 08/01/2014 9:05:07 PM PDT by Henry Hnyellar
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***As Torkildson tells it, Woodger said he could not trust him and that the blog about homophones was the last straw.***

From this is seems like Torkildson was on thin ice to begin with. And he wasn't trusted to boot.

When they want to get rid of you, any excuse will do.

13 posted on 08/01/2014 9:08:45 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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The DC bureaucrat who was FIRED for describing a budget as being “niggardly”:

His defense was as depressing as the attack:

His ENTIRE defense was, “I am a homosexual”. Not, “niggardly is a REAL WORD”, and not, “The SOUND of words should be outweighed by their actual MEANINGS”. Just identity politics.

I mean that both the attack and also the defense resorted AT NO POINT to logic-based arguments.

My understanding is that some time later this brave, articulate homo was re-hired, so….there was a happy ending?

Sorta, I guess.


14 posted on 08/01/2014 9:10:21 PM PDT by gaijin
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BLACK HOLE CONTROVERSY -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1zGRUPztc


16 posted on 08/01/2014 9:13:59 PM PDT by doug from upland (Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
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O know! Eye am becoming homophonophobic!


17 posted on 08/01/2014 9:20:03 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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Our EWE a homophone??


19 posted on 08/01/2014 9:23:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Nomen Global Language Center, http://americasenglishlanguageschool.com/, teaches English as a second language (ESL). Their motto is "English Will Take You Higher."

Nomen owner Clarke Woodger should take some of his own classes.

21 posted on 08/01/2014 9:27:11 PM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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Homophones...people who speak faggot.
22 posted on 08/01/2014 9:39:21 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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>> Nomen Global Language Center, his boss and Nomen owner Clarke Woodger

There seems to be a fundamental phonetic problem with this operation.


23 posted on 08/01/2014 9:54:12 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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Witch and which? Ask Stewey Griffin. He knows how to pronounce “which”. It’s the same way he pronounces “cool whip”.


25 posted on 08/01/2014 10:25:29 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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There was a case a few years ago where someone was fired for using the word niggardly and later reinstated. Honest to Pete I wish people would use their heads for something other than to keep their ears apart.


26 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:23 PM PDT by Wicket (1 Peter 3:15 , Romans 5:5-8)
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Homophonia = Is when don’t despise Gays but could care less what they do..


31 posted on 08/01/2014 10:58:41 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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