I’d pick up a crispy fried drumstick and take a huge bite out of it in her face.
I’d offer my raw-diet-fed Golden Retriver some Raw chicken quarters and duck necks and chicken hearts... Yumm! And if the woman goes near my pup, she’ll get a great view of gnarling teeth and hear threatening growling!
I’d beat her about the head and shoulders with that drumstick except it’d be a waste of perfectly good fried chicken.
I’d be more likely to ask if she wants original or extra crispy...
(I don’t prefer drumsticks, ya see... LOL)
I was gonna say, I hope she walks into a Texas Roadhouse while I’m eating rib eye...I’ll chomp with my mouth open and let the juices dribble down my chin...right in their faces!