Muslims Blame Malaysian Tornado on Petting Dogs, Call for Stoning Dog Lover

FrontPage Mag ^ | 10/24/2014 | Daniel Greenfield

[Joe 6-pack]

WOOOF!

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[Bronzy]

Better watch your back.

[SandRat]

Mooz IDIOTS

[Zuse]

Silly Moehammedans believe that petting dogs causes tornadoes?
How unscientific can they be?
They need to be taught that globull warming causes tornadoes.

[Veto!]

Sorry cat lovers, you guys side with Islam.

I once had a Persian Cat named Hissadora. She refused to wear her burqa, though.

[ZULU]

These people ARE maniacs.

[tob2]

I can’t seem to follow their logic at all or maybe there is no logic to follow.

[pallis]

It’s as simple as this: Muslims are jealous of dogs because dogs make better humans than Muslims do.

[Eleutheria5]

Every time I think the Moose limbs cannot possibly get more backward, cruel and stupid, they prove me wrong.

[AppyPappy]

Pat Robertson....please pick up the courtesy phone.

[Titan Magroyne]

<<< Q. What is the difference between an occupy wall street chick and a muslim chick?

<<< A. The occupy wall street chick gets stoned BEFORE she gets raped

Good one!

[Titan Magroyne]

<<< One Facebook user’s comment — as reported by the Malaysian Insider — illustrates the level of paranoia in the hard-line camp. The user said the dog-familiarization event was part of “a Jewish agenda to Christianise Muslim-Malaysians through subtle measures.”

A crafty bunch, your people.

[Slings and Arrows]

*blush* We try.

[DivineMomentsOfTruth]

Hahaha.. Gotta love Pat Robertson for telling it like it is about Islam.. No PC crapola there!

[Billthedrill]

1. Muslims pet dogs.

2. Then they convert to Christianity.

3. The Jews win?

4. The tornadoes arrive

It seems like a solid argument to me (well, OK, except for the part about the Jews wanting people to convert to Christianity, maybe). And it goes hand in hand with my own theory:

1. People drink water instead of beer.

2. Their countries have earthquakes.

3. It's the Democrats' fault.

Prove it isn't true.