Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Muslims Blame Malaysian Tornado on Petting Dogs, Call for Stoning Dog Lover
FrontPage Mag ^ | 10/24/2014 | Daniel Greenfield

Posted on 10/24/2014 2:21:59 PM PDT by SeekAndFind


Muslims and non-Muslims animal lovers attend the ‘I wanna to touch a dog’ event in Central Park, Bandar Utama, October 19, 2014. — Picture by Choo Choy May

If it’s not Cartoonophobia, it’s Gynophobia. And if it’s not Gynophobia, it’s Judeophobia. And if it’s not Judeophobia, it’s Christophobia. And if it’s not that, then it’s Dogophobia.

Moderate Muslim Malaysia is now being torn apart by controversy over petting dogs. Since it’s a moderate Muslim country, no one has been stoned to death.

Yet.

More than 1,000 people attended the “I Want to Touch a Dog” event in the affluent Bandar Utama neighborhood on the outskirts of Kuala Lumpur. But the event’s planner, Syed Azmi Alhabshi, has now been forced into hiding after hard-liners insisted he “should be stoned to death.”

It’s a Jewish conspiracy to turn Muslims into Christians using dogs.

One Facebook user’s comment — as reported by the Malaysian Insider — illustrates the level of paranoia in the hard-line camp. The user said the dog-familiarization event was part of “a Jewish agenda to Christianise Muslim-Malaysians through subtle measures.”

It’s so subtle that I don’t know how this conspiracy is supposed to work.

1. Muslims pet dogs.

2. Then they convert to Christianity.

3. The Jews win?

4. The tornadoes arrive

Perkasa, a fascist Muslim organization, has suggested that “widespread vice” in Malaysia, including “alcohol and dog-petting festivals”, had triggered the unusual tornadoes that have wreaked havoc in the country.

“What has caused tornadoes to be interested in coming to this country when all this while it has never been interested to do so,” the Selangor chapter of the group asked in a Facebook post.

“In the past, we only hear of it hitting the South China Sea and even if it does hit, it would be to Vietnam or the Philippines.

“Could it have something to do with the widespread vice, such as gambling centres, prostitution, beer and dog-petting festivals which have become an attraction?”

In its posting, Perkasa urged the public to reflect on the “truth” behind the disasters that had hit the country, adding that only Allah knew the truth.

Unless Allah has been bought off by the Jews. You never know with them. But according to Islamic law, if you own a dog, you don’t go to heaven and don’t get 72 virgins.

That privilege is reserved for the murderers and heapdchopper rapists of ISIS.

To do so would mean a loss of pahala or reward in heaven. But only Allah knows how much reward would be deducted through a measure known as qirot.

And if you own a dog, there’s a double secret qirot. But is there a Fatwa, you’re asking. Of course there’s a Fatwa.

Fatwa Council says touching dogs not Islamic

Islamic authorities in Malaysia are conducting a probe into a controversial “dog patting” event aimed at removing the stigma regarding men’s best friend in the multi-ethnic Muslim-majority country.

Malaysia’s National Fatwa Council has declared that Muslims who touch and hold dogs intentionally are going against mainstream Islamic doctrine in the country.

Muslim leader, Nooh Gadut, said the event was an attempt to insult clerics.

Did the clerics want to be touched instead of the dogs?

Fida Ismail, a customer service officer, said: “We do want to touch dogs because they’re cute but we know those things are forbidden. So we should avoid it. Once we’ve touched, then little kids will think they can touch dogs too.”

“I am very happy,” Nur Aliyah Mohammed Nasir, age 7, told Star Online. “I touched many dogs and carried them. My favorite is the Huskies.”

Next thing you know he’ll become a Christian and then the tornadoes will really kick in.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dogs; islam; malaysia; tornado
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-55 next last

1 posted on 10/24/2014 2:21:59 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind
Middle Eastern people love cats and hate dogs; places such as South America love dogs and dislike cats.

Sorry cat lovers, you guys side with Islam.

2 posted on 10/24/2014 2:24:14 PM PDT by Bettyprob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

3 posted on 10/24/2014 2:24:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

“It’s a Jewish conspiracy to turn Muslims into Christians using dogs.”

Tricky Joos!


4 posted on 10/24/2014 2:24:42 PM PDT by jospehm20
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

5 posted on 10/24/2014 2:27:00 PM PDT by PROCON (Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: jospehm20

Maybe now Hollywood, Affleck,et al will get upset? Don’t they love their doggies?


6 posted on 10/24/2014 2:27:50 PM PDT by punditwannabe
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

7 posted on 10/24/2014 2:27:51 PM PDT by SparkyBass
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Yup.


8 posted on 10/24/2014 2:28:05 PM PDT by VaRepublican (I would propagate taglines but I don't know how. But bloggers do.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

I told them not to allow any Jack Russell Terriers at their event, but they just HAD to include them.


9 posted on 10/24/2014 2:28:42 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

What a bunch of ahs.


10 posted on 10/24/2014 2:29:13 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: VaRepublican


Little Apricot Tornado
11 posted on 10/24/2014 2:29:22 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

Hmmm—Muzzies are about as rational as DemocRATS.


12 posted on 10/24/2014 2:31:06 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Rope. Tree. Politician. Some assembly required.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dennisw; Cachelot; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; Lent; GregB; ..
Middle East and terrorism, occasional political and Jewish issues Ping List. High Volume If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.

..................

13 posted on 10/24/2014 2:31:11 PM PDT by SJackson (incompetent and feckless..the story of the Obama presidency. No hand on the f***ing tiller, Hillary)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

Does ‘touch’ mean ‘eat’ in their native language?


14 posted on 10/24/2014 2:32:18 PM PDT by lee martell
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Arm_Bears

“Birds of a feather....?”


15 posted on 10/24/2014 2:32:45 PM PDT by Kackikat (Two wrongs do NOT make a right.... unless you are a Democrat!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: BigEdLB

I mean Jees!!!!!!! at some point kill the infidel gets old. Guess I’ll make sure my weapons are closer.


16 posted on 10/24/2014 2:34:52 PM PDT by VaRepublican (I would propagate taglines but I don't know how. But bloggers do.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: SJackson

Next thing you know...






They will be allowing them to DRIVE!

Ayee Haraammmm!!!!!

ML/LTOS

17 posted on 10/24/2014 2:36:44 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: Sacajaweau

The world will not be a safe place for the sane until every last one of these sub-human turds are sent off to “be with Allah!” The world has, in past centuries, seen what happens when the Muzzies get up a head of steam, only now they have access to WMD’s which makes it all the more important that we wipe them out now. There is no distinction between any of the Muzzie factions. They all get their marching orders from the same book. If Iran gets functional ICBM’s, they will launch one just to watch it go!


18 posted on 10/24/2014 2:37:20 PM PDT by vette6387
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: SeekAndFind

“It’s a Jewish conspiracy to turn Muslims into Christians using dogs.”

That’s what our Secretary of State is saying. It’s all the fault of the Jooos.


19 posted on 10/24/2014 2:37:58 PM PDT by samtheman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

#5! Excellent!


20 posted on 10/24/2014 2:38:46 PM PDT by samtheman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-55 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson