Muslims Blame Malaysian Tornado on Petting Dogs, Call for Stoning Dog Lover

FrontPage Mag ^ | 10/24/2014 | Daniel Greenfield

[windsorknot]

Jihadists prefer goat petting.

[x]

Depends on what your definition of “petting” is and how literally you want to take “animal lover” ...

[PROCON]

Sorry cat lovers, you guys side with Islam.

n00b

[aomagrat]

Hating muslims could get to be a habit with me.

[rdl6989]

You can’t make this stuff up.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Well, petting dogs makes them wag their tails, which adds superfluous vorticity to the atmosphere, so Allah willing, muslims get more TORNADOES!

So there!

[rdl6989]

I’ve been doing it for years.

[hal ogen]

moozlums are crazy for many, many reasons...and they want to murder you.

[TexasRepublic]

Will petting large dogs cause bigger tornadoes than petting small ones? What if [gasp!] the dogs are Jewish? Will that stir allah to even greater wrath? Knowing such things is vital to Jewish world conquest.

My contempt for that effed up mudslime religion grows daily.

[combat_boots]

Don’t forget the tornados.

[TangoLimaSierra]

The world will not be a safe place for the sane until every last one of these sub-human turds are sent off to “be with Allah!”

A few years ago I would have argued "just the extremists" but now we know even the moderates are busy trying to take over with population.

[SECURE AMERICA]

a moderate Muslim country,

What the hell is a moderate muslim country? They only follow 2/4 of the Koran?

[stephenjohnbanker]

” My contempt for that effed up mudslime religion grows daily”

Mine too..

[stephenjohnbanker]

” What the hell is a moderate muslim country? “

Muslims too cowardly to murder us.

[libstripper]

OMG!!! I’m BOUND FOR HE’LL!!! I have TWO HUGE DOGS. The 85 lb. One sleeps with me and the 119 lb. Great Dane sleeps on the couch when he’s not rubbing his head on me.

[vette6387]

“A few years ago I would have argued “just the extremists” but now we know even the moderates are busy trying to take over with population.”

The old saying “When you raid the whorehouse, you take the piano player too” applies here in spades. The world needs to make sure that they don’t reproduce. Take away their women! Cut off their balls! Their women are simply slaves and baby factories, so they would probably welcome the change.

[libstripper]

It just shows “dog” is God spelled backwards.

[dsrtsage]

Q. What is the difference between an occupy wall street chick and a muslim chick?

A. The occupy wall street chick gets stoned BEFORE she gets raped

[Slings and Arrows]

Allahu Ak-bark?

Perhaps we need the Roverand Terry Bones.

[JLS]

A competing theory of climate change. And just as well supported by the data.