Posted on 04/17/2015 1:46:28 PM PDT by markomalley
It’s one thing for Hillary Clinton to lift Granny Warren’s applause lines, but now she’s speaking with a forked tongue about her grandparents, just like the fake Indian does.
You know how Fauxcahontas says she’s an Indian because her grandma told her she had “high cheekbones”? And how her parents had to elope because her paternal grandparents were angry that their son was marrying a “breed”? (Funny, the newlyweds had a big wedding party in their hometown right after they got married in the biggest church in the next town over.)
Now Hillary is out in Iowa making it up about her grandparents, saying, “All my grandparents, you know, came over here.”
Er, no. Actually, only one of them did. But according to news stories, like Sen. Liewatha the Heroine of Tuzla just can’t help herself. A year ago she said one of her grannies “immigrated with her family as a young girl to Scranton.”
Scranton! What is it with these phony-baloney Democrats and Scranton and coal mines? How many times has Joe Biden tried to pass himself off as a coal miner? In 1988, he lifted a speech word for word from a British pol about his alleged youth in a coal mine. Then Biden fibbed to a coal audience in 2008:
“Hope you won’t hold it against me, but I am a hard-coal miner — anthracite coal, Scranton, Pennsylvania, that’s where I was born and raised.”
Biden’s done everything but brag that he once took Loretta Lynn, the coal miner’s daughter, to the senior prom.
Now instead of Biden it’s Hillary hanging out in diners, touting her alleged immigrant roots in Scranton. She even traced her born-in-Pennsylvania granny’s roots back to the coal mines of Wales (home of the pol Biden stole his coal mine speech from).
The only problem was, Hillary’s lie was easily disproved by census records.
More accomplished prevaricators, like Sen. Spreading Bull and Bill Clinton, know better than to float whoppers that can be checked. So you think Granny’s not an Indian? Prove it!
As for Bill Clinton, he’s an expert in handling truth eruptions. In 1992, he explained to galpal Jennifer Flowers what to do if asked about any cheatin’ situations:
“I just think that if everybody’s on record denying it, you’ve got no problem. ... If everybody kinda hangs tough, they’re just not going to do anything. They can’t.”
In other words, deny, deny, deny.
Of course being a Democrat means never having to say you’re sorry. Hillary’s flacks came up with their own version of the Warren high-cheekbone defense: “Her grandparents always spoke about the immigrant experience and, as a result, she has always thought of them as immigrants.”
You know the saddest thing of all? It’s pathetic enough to be channeling the fake Indian on the campaign trail. But when she dusts off Scranton, the coal mines and the diners, Hillary is basically plagiarizing Joe Biden’s plagiarized life — can the vice president now sue Hillary for plagiarism?
It appears many of the journ-0-lists are in full cheerleader mode for Hillary. Which makes me think the Chicago Mob has given the Clinton Crime Family the green light for 2016.
Is that Dr. Strangelove?
FauxcaHonkyAss.
I still predict at some point the party is going to tell Hillary to drop out for ‘health reasons’ and enter Fauxahontas.
I think she is much more formidable than Hillary and will be difficult to beat.
But that didn't stop Hillary from spreading the since debunked story she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. -Tom
Makes you wonder just how much time she spent with her grandparents and if she ever did hear them speak of the(ir) immigrant experience.
It doesn’t really fit because most people of her/my grandparents generation who were born here were taught by the actual immigrants that there was nothing better in the world than being an American. Of course, that was the pre-Clinton, pre-LBJ, pre-FDR America they were so proud be a part of.
Liberals can do no wrong.
He's looking for material that he can use to show how "stupid" conservatives are.
After that, he's going to affix his lips to Hillary's posterior.
Note the epoxy on his lips.
He's in it to win it.
You may be able to speak with a Texas accent buy you surely don’t know how to write it.
I could see some scenario where Hillary wins the first fifteen primaries, then has some stroke/health episode, and the convention is drawn into chaos because Hillary still thinks she’s healthy enough for the job.
Note....she hasn’t released any health records and I’d wager a fair sum of money that she won’t ever do it.
Here is Fauxahontas practicing her Democrat Convention grand entrance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XiK6ioThDk
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