Dear Oregon, Thank You For Protecting Us From The Scary Christians

The Blaze ^ | July 10, 2015 | Matt Walsh

[skyman]

Dear Oregon Labor Commissioner Brad Avakian,

Captain of the Oregon Thought Police Division, Head Appropriate Beliefs Enforcer, Lord Chancellor of Acceptable Opinions, Minister of Tolerance, greetings and salutations.

I’ve been closely following the case of Aaron and Melissa Klein, the depraved fugitive cowards who committed the capital offense of WPH (Withholding Pastries from Homosexuals), and have been attempting to evade justice ever since.

As you know, it all started when a lesbian couple came to their bakery, Sweet Cakes by Melissa, back in 2013 looking for a wedding cake. They’d been served by Sweet Cakes many times before, but only ran into a problem on this one occasion. Apparently, the Kleins are Christians. Not just any Christians, but that peculiar type who actually believe in, and try to follow, the moral commandments of their religion. How dare they?

Their faith, I’m told, explicitly condemns the homosexual act as sinful, and even more explicitly defines marriage as a covenant between man and woman. This is the kind of radical, rebellious idea that could only be held by the most insane sorts of people. Naturally, the vast majority of human beings currently living on the planet, and almost everyone who ever lived anywhere on the planet prior to the 2000s, are and were insane. For thousands of years, the world was populated by maniacs who didn’t understand the truth of marriage until modern American liberals came along to explain it to them.

In any case, the owners declined to make the cake because it would constitute indirect participation in the celebration of a gay marriage, which they consider an abominable sin. According to Google, there are dozens of other bakeries and grocery stores within a few miles of what was once Sweet Cakes Bakery.

[skyman]

Well done satire

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Bump.

[Blood of Tyrants]

But it is exactly how the gaystapo thinks.

[goodnesswins]

Oregon ping

[tophat9000]

And why is Beck’s Gay Blaze running these story?...I will not trust the two face prick or any of his media.. he sets people up then sell them out...if he in your camp.. he a Trojan horse

[Kickass Conservative]

I’d love to see that Guys feet kicking in the air.

[Salvation]

If you would like more information about what's happening in Oregon, please FReepmail me.

I lost my Oregon list when my computer crashed last year, so please send me your name by FReepmail if you want to be on this list.

[firebrand]

What is up with the Oregon freepers? I know they have never been that cohesive or that active as far as protesting things, but maybe they would want to get organized a bit to counter this. I know there are a lot of Republicans in the eastern part of the state.

Seems like there’s a bunch of local locos assaulting these businesspeople. Shouldn’t the state be trying to stop the assault? Maybe just a phone barrage would do some good.

Yeesh. Trying to take their house away from them. I feel like I’m witnessing a medieval mob.

[Twotone]

We Oregon FReepers, or just conservative Oregonians, are a pretty discouraged lot these days. The leftists have the upper hand, & even Republican business owners are shy of allowing that information out for fear of being ostracized. Lots of us are thinking about moving. ANYWHERE!