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Auschwitz commandant outraged over Mengele video (Satire)
The People's Cube ^ | 7/29/2015 | Komissar al-Blogunov

Posted on 08/05/2015 8:14:50 PM PDT by xzins

Auschwitz commandant outraged over Mengele video

Rudolph Hoess, family man and commandant of the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp, has been desperately trying to restore the camp's reputation after some damaging remarks by one of its doctors, Joseph Mengele, were caught on tape and posted online.

Dr. Mengele, who oversees medical services at the camp, was recorded casually speaking of a girl who was suffering complications as a result of HitlerCare. The girl, Eva Mozes Kor, complained of fever, trembling, and swollen limbs that resulted from a series of five free government-funded injections. Mengele is seen on the tape laughing off the matter saying, "Too bad she is so young. She has only two weeks to live."

To Hoess, such behavior is unacceptable. "I want to be clear," said Hoess, "that I find the tone of Dr. Mengele's remarks inappropriate, and that he has been properly reprimanded. Furthermore, I wish to emphasize that nobody on the staff at this concentration camp in any way profits from the clothing, valuables, cash, and gold fillings that are reallocated from our guests. While some evidence, which was tragically burned, may have indicated an occasional impropriety, we nevertheless pride ourselves in offering compassionate care at this facility, no matter what."

mengele-hoess.jpg Mengele and Hoess share a laugh over a recent vivisection

Hoess did not become visibly angry until he was asked what he thought of the video that showed Mengele carrying out medical experiments on unwilling humans.

"It makes my blood boil!" the commandant stated to reporters. "The treachery! The deceit in the underhanded way that sound bite was secretly filmed and subjected to selective editing! And don't even get me started on the selective editing! I am utterly sickened by how low some people will stoop to get an unfavorable sounding comment from one of our most qualified physicians. However, this was not a government-approved media source. The film was not screened by the Ministry of Culture and thus it may be disregarded as invalid Allied propaganda, probably funded by the Jews. Besides, this is the sort of filming only the Gestapo is permitted to do."

When asked about what changes may result from the possible fallout of the video, Hoess seemed unconcerned. "It will blow over, and we will proceed with our plans for tonight's gala. We have made an exception to our non-Allied guest policy, and I look forward to personally presenting that admirable American, Margaret Sanger, with the Himmler Award. What she wants to do in America is pretty much what we're also trying to accomplish in Europe. Maybe we can offer her a job," added Hoess with a playful wink.

As predicted, the incident received little coverage in Nazi-controlled media, which has been focused mostly on the recent ban of flying the Bavarian flag over the capitol building in Munich. - See more at: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/auschwitz-commandant-outraged-over-mengele-video-t16745.html#sthash.PNjnLTvN.dpuf


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abortion; auschwitz; lamborghini; mengele

1 posted on 08/05/2015 8:14:50 PM PDT by xzins
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To: All

Satire


2 posted on 08/05/2015 8:15:12 PM PDT by xzins (Don't let Others pay your share, reject Freep-a-Fare! Donate-https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: xzins

Too perfect.


3 posted on 08/05/2015 8:16:16 PM PDT by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.)
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To: xzins

Well done People’s Cube!


4 posted on 08/05/2015 8:19:00 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: xzins

&


5 posted on 08/05/2015 8:22:34 PM PDT by duffee (No money to the Mississippi Republican Party as long as joe nosef is chairman)
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To: rockrr

Who is more insulted, PP or Nazism? It’s hard for me to make up my mind:

Comparing PP to Nazism

or

Comparing Nazism to PP


6 posted on 08/05/2015 8:23:05 PM PDT by xzins (Don't let Others pay your share, reject Freep-a-Fare! Donate-https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: xzins

BABY-LEICHEN MÜSSEN DIESEM GROß SEIN!!

BABY CADAVERS MUST BE THIS BIG!!

7 posted on 08/05/2015 8:28:14 PM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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To: Slyfox

They talking about how far her hands are apart or how wide open is her mouth?


8 posted on 08/05/2015 8:30:19 PM PDT by xzins (Don't let Others pay your share, reject Freep-a-Fare! Donate-https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: xzins

Both, I bet. BTW - I see that the Hildabeast only whitens her uppers.


9 posted on 08/05/2015 8:32:09 PM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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To: xzins

Which is worse:

The “National Socialists”...killing 6 million Jews and conducting medical experiments on them.

-or-

The “Domestic Socialists” killing 50 million babies and conducting medical experiments on them?


10 posted on 08/05/2015 8:32:35 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republican Freed the Slaves" month.)
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To: xzins

PP has better PR...


11 posted on 08/05/2015 9:05:18 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Slyfox

... - I see that the Hildabeast only whitens her uppers...

And, if you look closely, her lowers are stacked like calliope pipes.


12 posted on 08/05/2015 9:09:18 PM PDT by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)
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To: xzins

Hitler Learns about the Planned Parenthood videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzdM7UK0u-4


13 posted on 08/05/2015 9:30:36 PM PDT by garjog (Obama: bringing joy to the hearts of Terrorists everywhere.)
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To: xzins
As predicted, the incident received little coverage in Nazi-controlled media, which has been focused mostly on the recent ban of flying the Bavarian flag over the capitol building in Munich.

Good one.

14 posted on 08/06/2015 5:58:53 AM PDT by GOPJ (If gang bangers paid a police chief $400,000 to give 'a speech' everyone would know it was a bribe.)
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To: xzins

In today’s America, ARE YOU SURE?


15 posted on 08/06/2015 9:58:41 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: 5th MEB

:>)

Actually, I do believe that the fascists are in charge, crony corporatism being a form of fascism.


16 posted on 08/06/2015 10:00:30 AM PDT by xzins (Don't let others pay your share; reject Freep-a-Fare! Donate-https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
Which is worse: The “National Socialists”...killing 6 million Jews and conducting medical experiments on them. -or- The “Domestic Socialists” killing 50 million babies and conducting medical experiments on them?

-or-

Republicans letting them do so, in the mistaken belief that the courts are our rulers?

17 posted on 08/06/2015 10:14:14 AM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: John Semmens

Ping


18 posted on 08/06/2015 6:02:07 PM PDT by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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