Posted on 12/09/2015 10:03:03 AM PST by JSDude1
Good post!
ROFLOL!!
Good post also!!
I'm laughing my butt off....at that.
I’ll prove the first part about the nomination before or on the night of the GOP convention.
And since Cruz won’t be in the general election, there is no way to prove that he wouldn’t have won. But I’ll know and be glad we sent Trump.
As far as I’m concerned Cruz beats Hillary, but you and I are not your average voter. We have an electorate that elected Obama TWICE!!! You have to have something more to win the general election.
Lol....
I’m guilty.
Hopefully I’ve evolved.
Unfortunately I can’t fit in there anymore; it’s all packed with 338, 30-06, 308, 303, 45(long colt), 38 super, 38cal., 9mm, 8 gauge, 12 gauge, and 20 gauge ammunition.
OH WHERE, OH WHERE will I run to too hide now?
Mental help is available; you only have to ask.
And give up all your RIGHTS.
JEBBY JEBBY THE JOYFUL TURTLE,
HE’S THE GUY WHO’LL ONLY HURT A LI’L,
SURE JEB’S A LITTLE BIT G-O-P-E,
BUT VOTE FOR HIM, OR YOU’RE DOPEY!
LOVES MEXICANS AND WANTS LOTS MORE,
WHAT’S THAT? HE’S AN ESTABLISHMENT WHORE?
NO HE’S NOT, AND HE WON’T BAN A GUN!
(UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT’S YOUR FAVORITE ONE...)
HE KNOWS THE GLOBE IS HEATING BADLY,
SO WE MUST TAX EVERYONE, HOWEVER MADLY!
JEB IS PURE AND WILL KEEP US FREE!
(EXCEPT FOR YOU, AND YOU, AND ME....)
LMAO.
You insult GIBBERING JEB!
Oh my GOD the world will end if he is not elected.
Oh; GIBBERING JEB, tell me the Jabberwocky won’t get me.
OH; Jeb please speak of, CEILING WAX AND KINGS, AND OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS.
OF THE EVIL OF PEOPLE, WICKED LIKE TRUMP, AND HOW HIS HORRIBLE HEAD SHOULD BE REMOVED AT THE STUMP.
HOW HE SPEAKS OF WETBACK RAPISTS AND CREEPS, AND HOW THIS WILL AFFECT ALL OF US INNOCENT FREEPS.
HE TALKS OF THE RAGHEADS WHO WANT US ALL DEAD, HOW WILL I EVER SLEEP SAFE IN MY BED.
OH GIBBERING JEBBIE PROTECT ME; I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO VOTING FOR YOU, I JUST HAVE TO SAY SCREW IT.
(I know the punctuation and meter is probably incorrect, but I really am not a very good poet)
5th MEB :)
I did pretty good though. :)
I have to admit; you, SIR LAZ, are the FR poet renowned.
Although some of the “things” you would hit are specious to me, of course I am an old fart now, so my tastes may be different.
I’m awesome too.
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