Posted on 01/22/2016 9:13:08 AM PST by COUNTrecount
Hampton, New Hampshire -- Teenagers wheeled around the cafeteria of Hampton Academy, eating pizza and waiting for the main event to begin. Country music blared over the speakers. An older gentleman sat back and read the paper. Staffers worked the room and reporters hunched over their laptops. The crowds were subdued; there wasn't a protester in sight.
It was a sizable gathering, which must've made Jeb Bush happy: having all but abandoned Iowa to Donald Trump and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), the former Florida governor needs to build serious momentum in this state if he's going to remain a viable candidate after the nation's first primary. And Bush certainly came out swinging.
Trump was essentially a second presence on the stage; Bush could hardly answer a question without taking a shot at the Republican frontrunner.
When a member of the audience asked him if Trump's attacks had given him an opportunity to hone his candidacy, Bush responded with a resolute, "No. Donald's disparaging me has not made me a better candidate." He mocked Trump's style with a slightly esoteric mock-quote: "Leadership? No, I'm just a horse. It'll be yuuuge. It'll be fantastic."
An elderly woman, whose brother had been a Secret Service agent for the first President Bush, the family patriarch, scolded Jeb, saying, "Your mother probably didn't approve of you calling Trump a jerk." But Jeb assured her, "She probably did approve. I have first-hand knowledge of this."
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this twit will only go away once his $$ hundreds of millions of Chamber of Commerce, DC progressive RINO cash is spent.
Well, of all the candidates, Jeb IS one of the more revolting.
I actually want to apologize to the poor person that had to sit through Jeb clips in order to have to write this.
As that rap guy Jay Z might say: “Yo momma!”
You're telling me, he stinks on ice.
This has to be from ‘Mad Magazine’.
Yeb! can be anybody you want him to be! Vote for Yeb!
This person is like a colostomy bag for everything wrong, false, and treacherous in the Republican Party.
Jeb, in order to lead a populist revolt
you must first be POPULAR. Too bad.
“Lead”? That means “leadership.” But leadership requires vision. And we all know Jeb comes from a long line of cluelessness when it comes to “the vision thing.” Jeb can’t see very far past those coke bottle glasses of his.
No Jeb. Mommy doesn’t approve, and you need to go home now.
lol
This is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Thanks for the laughs.
Is this satire? I can’t tell anymore when it comes to Jeb.
Good thing I wasn’t sipping coffee when I saw that headline.
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