Look Out Lucifer! Boehner Plans to Roast Enemies and Settle Scores at WH Correspondents' Dinner

Daily Mail UK ^ | D: 13:15 EST, 30 April 2016 | Geoff Earle, Deputy Us Political Editor For Dailymail.com

[JudyinCanada]

Well, the enemy of my enemy doesn’t help in this case. Tough call.

[Old Yeller]

John Boehner, Sphincter of the Horse

[Da Coyote]

Between drinks, no doubt.

Borhner is the pond scum which Dorkbabma the Bottom dwelling Muslim eats.

[maggief]

And politicians too: Secretary of State John Kerry arrived hand-in-hand with a glamorous looking Teresa Heinz (left)

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[Popman]

She looks like a Hobbit...

[Thumper1960]

Hmmmmm.......

There might just be something to that old claim of an extraterrestrial reptilian cabal running the world powers........

[hoosiermama]

She has NOT aged well.

[twister881]

Entropy is a cruel mistress.

[nclaurel]

I can’t think of anyone offhand that has aged as poorly as she has. Can we say drugs and alcohol?

[Velveeta]

Glamorous????

[twister881]

No man works as hard for his money as he who marries it.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Does anyone actually give a crap about what Boner thinks? I seriously doubt it.

[hoosiermama]

Didn’t she also have a stroke a few years back?

[nclaurel]

I don’t know, but she was once fairly attractive. I think being a nasty person does bad things to one’s looks also. Being married to horse face Kerry couldn’t help either.

[twister881]

This whole affair needs to end — just another Leftist self-congratulatory confab and an opportunity to take cheap shots at conservatives & traditional virtues. The president of the association just took a gratuitous punch at the Roman Catholic Church. If a ‘Pub becomes POTUS, he should politely decline to go.

[Caipirabob]

I kind of figured he’d try to drown them with tears.

[hoosiermama]

She had some health issues. A seizure of some type and went into ICU. They ruled out heart attack and stroke. But no one said anything definite. Speculation that it had to do with an earlier concussion. She was released from hospital to a rehab center to learn to walk again

[kristinn]

Not this year. Sorry.

[LucyT]

Teresa was beautiful in her younger years. Didn't someone mention she eventually had a stroke?

Check out # 34 .

[PGalt]

WOW!