Add sugar?
HA!
Left want Quaker Oats for the position.
I knew he wouldn’t use Obama’s favorite general, Fruit Loops.
So long as there are Chex and balances..
CHEERIOS!
You win the internet! Excellent work.
I was going to post the story but well...
LOL
Hilarious! You guys are coo coo ( for coco puffs)! I’m going to go study Alphabets. It’s GRUELing work, and it’s a Rocky Road, but I Quake, when I think of all the Hidden Treasures I might miss if I don’t. I’m going to go have Breakfast With Barbie, now, but if my husband asks what I’m doing, just tell him, “Nuttin Honey”.
(I cheated and looked up the list of discontinued cereals. Ain’t the internet something’s?)
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Hilarious! You guys are coo coo ( for coco puffs)! I’m going to go study Alphabets. It’s GRUELing work, and it’s a Rocky Road, but I Quake, when I think of all the Hidden Treasures I might miss if I don’t. I’m going to go have Breakfast With Barbie, now, but if my husband asks what I’m doing, just tell him, “Nuttin Honey”.
(I cheated and looked up the list of discontinued cereals. Ain’t the internet somethin’?)
Hope General Kellogg does well at his new Post.
This is NOT “news”, not clever, not funny, but it sure is a waste of bandwidth.
I think General Mills would have been a better choice, what with all the Kellogg/Breitbart strife going on!
“A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
Sen. Franken Berry and former Rep Chris Chocola criticized Kellogg, and called him a Raisin Brain.
If he’s any good he will Frost the lefts Flakes
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