- the all new McDemocrat Nothing Burger
Dateline Free Republic: 05/26/2017
This last year the McDemocrats were proud to add the all new Nothing Burger to their menu nation-wide.
Home to the Fallen Arches, McDemocrats now offers up a sesame seed bun, no lettuce, no sause, no cheese, no meat..., in fact nothing else unHappy Meal.
Each nothing burger comes without fries, a drink, or napkins. You can get it in a bag to go, but you'll have to ask nicely and prove you were stupid enough to register as a McDemocrat to get it. (If you are not registered, and have a dead relative, you can get one by just mentioning their last registered address.>
When buying this Unhappy Meal for children, please tell the cashier in advance, so she can explain why you won't get action figures or coloring materials for the children.
It's called the all new Nothing burger. There's essentially nothing to it. Wrap it in some plain wrap newspaper and it will remain room temperature for hours.
Toss it in the fridge and you'll still get that first day fresh feel when you eat it. You'll be just as disgusted on day 13 as you would have been on day one.
The McDemocrat corporation has a lot riding on this. They'll trying to sell it to Americans first, and if all goes well, Russians may see it in their nation later this year.
Check out the Nothing Burger promotions on you local and national MSM outlets hourly.
(tm)(r) 2016,17 Nothing Burger, McDemocrat Corportion
