Posted on 05/30/2017 6:04:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Good news! President Donald Trump is making yoga great again!!!
This news comes to us by way of the May 29 USA Today in which Paul Singer reports that the election of Donald Trump has driven many liberals to take up yoga as a means of escape or to energize themselves for the "resistance" ahead. So perhaps those opposed to Trump will discard their basic black Antifa wannabe ninja outfits for yoga pants instead as we learn that Since election, yoga rises off the mat to take on Donald Trump:
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hey you know what would be great? A wall.
Trump is driving liberals into yoga? Wonder if he can do something that would drive them to permantly migrate elsewhere.
Somehow an old Elvis Presley movie popped into mind.
Elvis and Elsa Lanchester sings...
“Yoga Is As Yoga Does”
Well I can see that you and yoga will never do
Yoga is as yoga does there’s no in-between
Your either with it on the ball or you’ve blown the scene
I can see lookin’ at you, you just can’t get settled
How can I even move, twistin’ like a pretzel
(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There’s no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)
Come on come on, untwist my legs
Pull my arms a lot
How did I get so tied up
In this yoga knot
You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious
When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posteriors
(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There’s no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)
Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall
A simple yoga exercise done by one and all
Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown
Yoga’s sure to catch you if you come falling down
(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There’s no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)
(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There’s no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you’ve blown the scene
(Or you’ve blown the scene)
The faux progressives supposedly seeking solace and relaxation in yoga would do well to be honest and admit that 90% of the “anger and vitriol” is coming from them.
Is the “swinging bike lock” a yoga pose?
No, but the “pussy hat” is.
It’s where you lie on your lie and bend your torso up so your pudendum ends up on your head.
It’s not easy to do but a lot of libs have mastered it.
It’s where you lie on your back.
It’s related to the “head up your ass” position.
I say drive them to North Korea where they’ll be in their totalitarian paradise.
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