Yeah, chuckie wants it regulated so there is more for him before he speaks gobblty gook behind the Senate podium.
I thought they were snorting swiss miss. I would have thought the tiny marshmallows would be problematic.
What is it with this democrat obsession to stick foreign substances in their bodily orifices?
At the rate we’re going, marijuana is going to be the only thing that is legal. And tofu, of course, for nutritional balance.
Satire. Given the leftist mania for regulating everything in sight, one day chocolate will be illegal.
Then it won’t be satire any more.
Now it makes sense. Yesterday I noticed the cocoa shelves at the local Wal*Mart were empty.
Once again, Chuckie Schumer and the Democratic Party speak out in search of another thing to CONTROL the American citizen!!!
In doing that, Schumer and the Democratic Party demonstrate that they are NOT the champions of FREEDOM, and INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY.
I wonder which major chocolate company is paying him to raise the dust on this issue?????
If the FDA banned smarminess Schumer would wither and die
First, to the (probably very limited) extent that “snortable chocolate” exists, it’s both gross and stupid.
Second, I do not want government regulating every gross and stupid idea that comes along. We have way too much government.
My reaction is my usual response to this moron: Go away, Chuckie Schumer.
That idea is both highly amusing and highly disgusting.
I give it a “No!”.
Can you imagine being fired for ‘Snorting Hersheys in the workplace bathroom, like some kid sniffing airplane glue in junior high? :Do NOT re-hire!
This story reminds me; whatever happened to powdered alcohol?
That was supposed to be available to the public some five, six years ago. Was it not approved? That would be surprising,
given the libertine attitude of today’s legislators.
Cacao powder and caffeine
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Cacao powder and caffeine
Is bound to be the very next phase
They call me Coko Loco.
Chuck Schumer has no clear health value.
I move that he be regulated.
The most important question is, how fattening is it?
Coco Loko ingredients — raw cacao powder, ginkgo biloba, taurine, and guarana
basically Red Bull powder. 10 “hits” cost $25.00, and the one verified feedback on amazon said it didn’t do squat. the rest were fakes.
can’t imagine anything good comes of this should any snorting residue wind up in your lungs.
using this stuff is basically a result of stupidity, and if we tried to outlaw stupidity, who would be left to vote Dem?
At any rate, it’s a ridiculous idea that probably will die out before it even becomes a fad. Too bad Chuckie boy gave it so much free publicity.
From the look of him, I’d say Schumer has been snorting ground up fecal matter for a very long time. You can tell because he looks like a $hit head!
Typical nanny-state political knee-jerk: “There’s a new fad, we MUST regulate it!”
Good grief, this is going to go the way of Pogs, Pet Rocks, Tamagotchi, and the hot sauce in every liquor store craze. It’s a stupid idea that is extremely unlikely to last more than a few months.