City Clerk Searching for Owner of Dentures Left at Polls

US News ^ | 11/09/16

[Libloather]

PORTLAND, Maine (AP)

[Libloather]

It's better than biting your nails during the big decision? Look for someone without a really great smile - like a Hillary voter.

[ptsal]

Better check with the tour bus operator in Boston.

[Sacajaweau]

Mine have my name imbedded.

[HombreSecreto]

Hanging “chomps?”

Sorry, but I couldn’t resist.

[Covenantor]

Of interest to Kathleen perhaps?

[nickedknack]

George Washington? No, deceased.
Clark Gable? No, deceased.
Gabby Hayes? No, deceased.
Walter Brennan? No, deceased.
Warner Wolf? Let’s go to the videotape...uh, nope.

Hillary Clinton? Well, maybe!

[proud American in Canada]

Not sure what to make of this story. If a person takes out his or her dentures at a polling booth, then forgets them, should that person really be voting?

It sounds like this person may have Alzheimer's or some other disease that robs a person of their mental capacity.

I hope this person has some family to help him or her.

My Dad passed in assisted living facility; some of the people had Alzheimer's; it is a terrible disease. It robs a person of their life memories.

[Red Badger]

He can’t handle the tooth!......................

[Gamecock]

Look up this guy.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[SkyDancer]

Look real close on the dentures - there’s always the last name embedded near the back, real tiny but it’s there (gramps and granma sometimes gets theirs mixed up, it’s how they know who’s who’s)

[Red Badger]

[Rennes Templar]

They’re now a disendentured voter.

[Thank You Rush]

Now we know why Maine voters put Susan Collins and at one time Olympia Snow in Congress. They’re too stupid to even know they’ve lost their false teeth!

[mewzilla]

I’m thinking dementia, too. And considering what happens at assisted living facilities around here on Election Day, I’d say there’s a decent chance that the owner of the dentures may have been brought to the polling place from whatever facility he/she is residing in. Which, if true, might also explain why no one at the facility has been in touch to recover the dentures.

[HombreSecreto]

LOL, awesome!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I have a girlfriend who has the most perfect teeth and beautiful golden-red hair.

I send that pix to her on a regular basis, claiming it’s her HS Graduation photo, LOL!

(She has my same sense of humor, obviously!)

[spiderpig]

No doubt a Dem voter.

That narrows down the search for the owner, at least a little “bit”.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

At last, an election you can get your teeth into.

[lee martell]

The owner should be able to describe the dentures.
Their size, colors and alignments.