If they want to stop selling cigarettes, then just stop selling them. Glad I could help.
Pot is the new cigarette.
Are they switching to marajuanaz?
Lunacy - whoever green lighted this campaign needs to be sacked.
Smoking is still legal and the company should stop apologizing and market the product as something some adults can use for pleasure - like alcohol or POT!!!!
When they retire the brand name Marlboro and forbid anybody else from ever selling under that brand name then I will take what they’re saying seriously. Somehow I doubt
Did Don Draper write this?
They are staying in the nicotine addiction business though.
They are heavily into e-cigs and vaping.
Really all they’re saying is “the market is going e-cig and so are we”. Nothing terribly exciting. Companies follow the market, that’s where the money lives.
If the thinking is this will stop the lawsuits against tobacco use, guess again. Lawyers will be suing tobacco companies for the rest of this century.
Where will Johnnie the Bellboy go?
It’s probably too late to unload your stock.
I had Phillip Morris stock in my retirement portfolio. I asked the guy “why?” and he said, “Tobacco will never go away.”
What? No bellboy walking through the lobby yelling...”CALL FOR PHILIP MOR-ACE!”
It will be funny to see Dems demand they keep selling smokes so they don’t lose the tax revenue. Govco makes way more from a pack of smokes than Philip Morris ever is allowed to.
Imagine there's no more Marlboro®
It's not so easy but you must try
No burned up butts below us
No blue smoke in the azure sky
Imagine all the people
Going crazy for just one last smoke today....Imagine there's no Parliament®
It isn't hard to do
No Vagina Slims® and Chesterfields®
No Benson & Hedges® too
Overpriced and overtaxed you may say
But imagine all the people who'd still be alive today...You may say I'm a dreamer
Yet I'm not the only one
But where the hell will we put them
If they all live to be a hundred and one?
With Phillip Morris gone the market is sure to dry up because loads don't work worth a damn in those new fangled E-Cigarettes.
It’s upside down world.
I suspect just changing product lines.
It used to be Big Tobacco. Now it’s Big Marijuana.
