Schwarzenegger would time travel to terminate fossil fuels

ap ^ | 12/3/2016 | ap

[mdittmar]

KATOWICE, Poland (AP) — Arnold Schwarzenegger says he wishes he could travel back in time like the cyborg he played in “The Terminator” so he could stop fossil fuels from being used.

“If we would’ve never started in that direction and used other technology, we’d be much better off,” the actor and former California governor said Monday at the start of a U.N. climate conference in Poland.

“The biggest evil is fossil fuels: it’s coal, it’s gasoline, it’s the natural gas,” he told conference delegates.

[Bonemaker]

“The biggest evil is fossil fuels: it’s coal, it’s gasoline, it’s the natural gas,”

No, it’s assholes like you. When did this Aryan schmuck leave the rails?

[Democrats hate too much]

The steroids are finally having there effect years later.

[Boomer]

From Schwarzenegger to big wind bagger. Sheesh! What happened to this guy?

Did he get a frontal lobotomy or something?

[Democrats hate too much]

*their

[gundog]

Whale oil lighting. That’d go over in LA.

[Olog-hai]

Well, that’s really brilliant. No “fossil” fuels, no electricity, no camera film, no career for Arnold except on the farm in Österreich. (And a slow trip to the New World on sailing ships.)

[Blood of Tyrants]

So he would invent technologies before the industrial revolution that didn’t involve burning fossil fuels? Or would he just institute a second dark age?

[Lurkinanloomin]

I would time travel to deny this Austrian a visa.

[Susquehanna Patriot]

I wonder if he shared with us how he sailed in a recycled wooden dingy across the seas, then walked the rest of the way to Poland in order to share with us his great wisdom.

Must be atoning for his sins of cheating on his wife and being a GOP politician at one time.

[Farmer Dean]

That Shriver wife rotted his brain.

[ifinnegan]

He truly is that dumb.

[Susquehanna Patriot]

Wish I could travel in the time machine and unwatch all of his movies, anything I read or saw on tv about him.

[LeonardFMason]

The last vestige of Arnold’s testicles are gone.

[Eddie01]

This reminds me of a pig sniffing for truffles in England.

[Farmer Dean]

I would time travel to give his father some condoms.

[ealgeone]

You mean all the stuff his movies were made from?? Perhaps, if he’s so concerned about the topic, he’d be willing to forgo the royalties and donate them to a “green fund”?

[cp124]

He should eliminate fire too. And how about the human race?

[gigster]

Senility is a sad thing to see.

[DLfromthedesert]

I wonder if he swam to Poland.

[gaijin]

He humped his HOUSE KEEPER in his wife’s BED..!