Posted on 12/25/2018 8:09:33 PM PST by vannrox
With Christmas on a Tuesday, I'm not anticipating doing much on Monday, so this is the start of a really long weekend. What are your plans for the holiday? Are you expecting any big gifts?
Weild? A spellchecker, for one.
LOL....good temptations. Things the libs would kill each other over.
Me? No thanks. I’ll pass.
The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evil's holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)
No bells in Hell
No snow below
Silent night, violent night
So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no
Your ticket is your soul
The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
(Christmas with the Devil)
(Christmas with the Devil)
(Christmas with the Devil)
(Christmas with the Devil)
Of course the perfect gift for the kids of people you don’t like: Toy trumpets and drum sets.
If you don’t like the kids or the parents: A trampoline
Bump
I’ll wait on the Gun of Wrath until w1n1 reviews it for his blog.
Do you remember "Tickle Me Elmo"? I gave that doll to my youngest niece. She adored it. The next day they started their three day drive to get back home. That night my brother called me to complain about my gift.
I told him that he should have been nicer to me when we were kids.
Even though Elmo broke the following day, (how DID he manage to get under the car wheels?) she still loves it to this day and it has a place of honor in her dorm room.
“Even though Elmo broke the following day, (how DID he manage to get under the car wheels?) she still loves it to this day and it has a place of honor in her dorm room. “
Bwahahaha!
I can see some draw backs, of course...
IRS Auditor: “Well, you tell your ‘Wallet of Greed’ that it needs to file a 1099 on you.”
The locket of lust only works for heterosexuals, however. There’s no “gay” equivalent. And so they will complain that even hell is homophobic.
It might mean that you never grow older but can be killed. It might mean that you keep getting older and older until your body fails you at which point you spend a couple of hundred years sitting in a nursing home staring blankly at the wall until you use your time up.
All of these things are like wishing on the monkey paw. Even if the price was not your soul it would be best to avoid them.
Notice I said ‘helps’....yes, His grace is even sufficient enough for that!
That, is the will of God.
Could totally get rid of the deep state with that bad boy.
To be lucky
My thought too. Seems to have been written by a HS dropout.
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