[maddog55]

Guess I'll get a room at the local Sheriff's Office..

The culprits or idiots which is more fitting:

[EagleUSA]

Five stereotype DemocRATS. Insanity is all they have to “offer”. Forest Gump was right.

[ataDude]

I knew the dims had gone nuts but... this just confirms it.

[vette6387]

Makes you stop and wonder why we ever gave them the privilege of being able to vote, because they certainly haven't done much with it!

[Ciaphas Cain]

From the appearance of them they’re just spiteful about not knowing or have forgotten what semen even looks like.

[JohnBrowdie]

I wonder if they have considered any potential disproportionate racial impact of their proposed bill.

[freedumb2003]

I misread the source as “fist news.”

If I had no already heard about this I would think it was The Onion or Bab Bee.

[WKUHilltopper]

A parade of fools.

[grey_whiskers]

What is this world coming to?

[adorno]

Why Georgia Wants A Sperm Release Reporting Law

There are laws against attempted rape and attempted murder and attempted theft and attempted break-ins, etc.

So, why not a similar law against attempted "sperm release", aka: masturbation without ejaculation?

And, if such laws were to be actually implemented, the perpetrators would be required to show proof of the actual act and of the attempted act. Pictures!!! To be reviewed by the lawmakers and viewed by the writers of the legislation. And, no cherry-picking of the perpetrators; all,ugly and good looking, and old and young, would have to be viewed. And then, judgements would have to be issued, by all that view the pictures of the acts.

[Sequoyah101]

This is satire right?

Nobody is really this stupid are they?

[House Atreides]

Wow, I just need to look at the pictures of those five and I’ll have no problem being “MASTER OF MY DOMAIN”.

[freedumb2003]

I wish this would pass.

I would MOVE there just to be able to call to report every 10 or 15 minutes. And include EXTREME details (plenty of material on the interwebz to help).

[Raycpa]

If we could ban abortion I would put the local police on speed dial.

[Sequoyah101]

I believe in mercy killing.

[Candor7]

Once releases have to be reported, it won’t be long before each release is taxed.

Sperm release is very dangerous to the feminio nazis, who can’t do it , nor can they genuinely understand its place in the natural order of things.

[NEMDF]

Well, at least it is only for those 55 and over. Otherwise, it would be WAY too much for them to keep track of. :)

[samtheman]

Why over 55? Do they even say?

[blackdog]

D’Sperm.

[Zathras]

VJ and Holder are pulling strings again.

[SkyDancer]

In Virginia it is required to report miscarriages.