‘Queer Feminist Mermaid’ Surfaces to Challenge Susan Collins

freebeacon.com ^ | 4/29/2019 | Brent Scher

[bitt]

Bre Kidman is first Democrat to file in Maine senate election

Sensing the lack of a Democratic candidate willing to challenge Sen. Susan Collins (R., Maine), a "queer feminist mermaid" named Bre Kidman—politically mobilized by the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation fight—has filed to enter the race.

Collins has represented Maine in the Senate since 1997, and each of her three reelection fights have ended with double-digit margin victories. But Democrats responded to her deciding vote to confirm Kavanaugh by vowing to make her run for a fifth term a real challenge, expecting a crowded field of candidates to step up to the plate.

That hasn't materialized.

The first Democratic candidate to file for the race is Kidman, currently a part-time attorney and active artist in the community, and it was a bit of an accident.

[Reily]

If that’s the Walrus’s wife he doesn’t have to fear the carpenter!

[Red Badger]

Ate too many oysters..................

[Red Badger]

[HombreSecreto]

She too fat for the real man
She only eat the snapper
She is the walrus
Goo goo g’joob

[Fresh Wind]

Oh, the huge manatee!

[Eddie01]

OMG I saw her scuba diving off Key Largo! At first, I thought it was a grouper, then the captain said no! look closer.

I hope she wins.

[samtheman]

Mermaid is “an artistic identity, not a serious identity,” Kidman said. “I’m a playful person, I’m not going to pretend I’m all serious all the time, because I’m not. I’m mermaid-esque in nature.”
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A mermaid in her own mind.

[bgill]

Please, don't insult sea cows.

[Reily]

coo-co-ca-choo!

[Steve_Seattle]

The Dems have become the party of freaks.

[Red Badger]

Good thing you weren’t spear fishing........................

[samtheman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIcNu-ahXQ

[MrEdd]

Well, she dyes her hair a nice mellow yellow custard color.

[Rebelbase]

Here she is doing the underwater mermaid thing.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Wilford Brimley is deeply saddened.

[Rummyfan]

OHMIGAWD!

[ConchKarl]

Manatee!!!!

[Lockbox]

going after the mermaid vote...…….. that’s a large group. I think they are just behind the Furries vote!

[ExTexasRedhead]

What Planet did this loon immigrate from? Uranus?

[Bonemaker]

Maine has given the country nothing but crap for years although they recently had a good governor.