Dog Learns to Talk by Using a Special Soundboard That Her Human Made

My Modern Met ^ | November 8, 2019 | Sara Barnes

[bgill]

A dog or its owner must be super dumb not to understand when the dog wants to be fed, go outside, wants attention or understand it’s bedtime.

I had a dog who understood most everything that was said to her. She was smart enough to figure out all on her own to go potty before getting into the car and when she was allowed to get out of the car without any commands. If the cat knocked over something, she’d rat him out by bringing me the item.

[Right Wing Assault]

This dog fetish culture makes me sick, people love dogs more than their own children or forego children to just have pets.

Or cats.

On our neighborhood website, every day someone is looking for their lost cat.

[Boogieman]

Hmm, probably works better than the Ouija board method!

[bgill]

Cats are nearly as smart as dogs if a person took the time to understand them.

[GulfMan]

Oh ours too, everyday it’s my dog got loose or my cat got loose. Idiots all of them ...

[GulfMan]

Trust me, I know all about it, believe me

[MayflowerMadam]

My ex-husband’s African Grey was the most hilarious pet.

My FIL loved opera and played it all the time. Pedro sang opera.

If you walked quickly close to the dining room table, he’d make car sounds ‘cause when the boys were young, they’d “race” around the table. (”Vroom vroom.”)

When he wanted to call Danny, he’d yell, “Danny!” in my MIL’s voice.

When he laughed, it was my ex’s voice.

When he got depressed, he’d back in to a corner of his cage, hang his head and rub it, and pitifully say, “Poor Pedro” over and over again.

Their life spans are so long, I wonder if he’s still alive.

[Redcitizen]

Okay that post was funny.

[mythenjoseph]

Their is a twisted (I find it hilarious) cartoon out called “Rick and Morty” that has an episode of Dog’s gaining knowledge and speech....it is worth tracking down . It is on “adult swim” on the cartoon network .

[Albion Wilde]

bump

[T-Bird45]

Bookmark so I can show to my speech pathologist wife.

[howlinhound]

“..I miss the Far Side, too..”

The Far Side was great! However the author Gary Larson is a whacko hard-core leftist.

[Dalberg-Acton]

My dog taught me to understand him.

[vladimir998]

later

[pax_et_bonum]

[pax_et_bonum]

[Mr. Blond]

What’s the point of colored buttons for a dog?

[faithhopecharity]

dogs are very smart

cats are 100 times as smart

and no, we will never be able to understand cats

[Flick Lives]

When he got depressed, he’d back in to a corner of his cage, hang his head and rub it, and pitifully say, “Poor Pedro” over and over again.

—

LOL!

[Rebelbase]

My dog would frequently use the button, “it wasn’t me”.