Posted on 04/25/2020 11:18:18 AM PDT by conservative98
Kim Jong Un is rumored to be dead, according to a Hong Kong broadcast network, while a Japanese magazine is reporting that North Korea’s rocket man is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month.
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He had a fat attack.
He’s Dead Jim.
Last night at that very moment he was supposed to have been seen walking at a beach resort basking under the North Korean sun. Debt to society not paid in full
He is no longer roahn-ry
Did he become mortally ill before or after North Korea helped Iran launch its first successful military satellite?
“Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead”
***Wave a piece of fried chicken under his nose and see if he responds.***
Three Years in Arkansaw
by Marion Hughes
LOL! That’s how the police in Mena, Arkan-saw decided if a colored woman was dead or just in a deep sleep as they were afraid to touch her.
What do you call a North Korean dictator in a vegetative state after he has been pickled in salt? Kim Chi.
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL ALIVE!
What really happened is, after his last failed haircut, he gave the usual order to execute the barber, and NK has run out of barbers. When some flunky drew the wrong straw and had to tell the mighty leader the bad news, his heart gave out.
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1254116082207637510
He's not dead enough....put a couple hundred rounds in him.
Maybe his sister had him killed like his brother killed the half brother?
Still more lucid than Joe Biden.
> TMZ is reporting it as well <
It’s actually sad that I trust TMZ more than any mainstream newspaper anywhere in the United States.
Oh goody
Let’s report rumors
Breaking Runor
..in other news, Generalissamo Francisco Franco...
Oh NOES! Whatever shall we do with no Glorious General Who Descended from Heaven?
Joe Biden is saddened, as Kim Jong Un was his stalking-horse for attacks on President Trump, who spoke of his “good relations” with the leader on North Korea. “The friend of my enemy is my enemy”, spinning the saying just a little. Joe made a big point of the apparent warm relations of Kim Jong Un and President Trump.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
From “Rocket Man” by Elton John
more fake pics, but these are high-Larry-us.
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23KIMJONGUNDEAD&src=trend_click
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