Posted on 09/14/2020 9:50:27 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW
Not sorry, but I've watched this video and the collection it belongs to — Idiot vs. Motorized Vehicle Much Larger Than Idiot — going on five times now. What can I say, I'm a creature of habit. All you need to know is, some 17-25ish years ago, one man and one woman had a passionate night and brought into this world a dumb. The subject of tonight's video, let's call him Kaden since that sounds like a name of a Gen X couple sublimating their lack of personality onto their child, decided to do the planking challenge on a police cruiser. Crusier? Not sure what the lingo is for a Charger. I'm happy for you to correct me but only after you watch today's BLM hero Kaden in Sacramento, California get somersaulted up and over only to bellyflop on the asphalt.
Idiot jumps on police car and suffers the consequences. Why do these idiots all shout "Oh My God!" when the inevitable happens?
Last vid at link set to music. Enjoy!
Cull out one more low intelligence mule from the gene pool.
they realize they’re not in a video game
He’s lucky he landed on his head. He coulda been hurt.
Stupid is, as stupid does. I once was
ten foot tall and bullet proof, but
still breathing after 65 years.
Lots of people get run over, it takes a real dumbass to get run under.
Someone needs to overlay some Benny Hill theme music over this.
Lol...the CHP officer did a victory lap! Cool.
These brain dead children screaming “Oh My God” over and over and over. I’d wager not one of them believes in God.
I’m surprised we didn’t hear one of them screaming “Somebody call the police!!”
“And brought into this world a dumb.”
I love how, “dumb” is a noun. I do the same thing with my dog when I call her a, “sad”. It has a humorous impact while being a direct insult, in the case of, “dumb”, making it almost sound innocent.
10/10
I imagine this would be great to watch in slow motion
Say goodby to another good cop.
That was a target rich environment. The officer must have been in a charitable mood.
To sway public opinion.
They’re trained to do this.
The hippy in the white shirt getting slammed onto his back in the second video was pretty sweet too.
“Video game”
...that’s precisely what my wife and I say when we see some dipshit weaving on 95 going 100.
I thought it was a woman.
:)
I like to think the idiot was shouting "Yee Haw!" like they were riding a bull. They don't believe in God. Ride a bull, face the consequences (or the consequences hit you in the face).
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